fairbanks dirtbag

Joined August 2023
114 Photos and videos
Why do women have such small TVs
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Jun 14
going on ig and telling everyone their dog is too fat
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Jun 14
I’m embarrassed to say I now have 6 cars
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Jun 14
whenever I see my family in Louisiana we always drink a ton of really small beer cans
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Jun 11
First shower after two weeks in the field goes so hard
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Jun 10
The helicopter mechanic, who was concerned about sodium in the jello, just cooked himself 9 strips of bacon for lunch
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Jun 10
Been at field camp in the arctic with 4 other dudes for 2 weeks, one of us is on the verge
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I don’t think any bars in Alaska are still open til 5. But I’d love to be wrong
Bars are currently being prevented from being open past 2:00am in most states and we should be throwing a fit about it “Land of the free” (until 2am)
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Sierra Farrell has a mid voice and even midder schtick
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May 30
My buddy is floating the river and sending me reels
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May 29
I have a mental database of the location of every pine tree in the Fairbanks area
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May 22
It’s so weird that my favorite author just texts me random buklshit now
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May 22
remember being bored. Sounds like a luxury now
May 22
what did people do before TV and computers
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May 14
Guy in my office who’s so uptight about coffee he grinds it fresh for every pot, but uses a blade grinder, peets beans, and a Mr. Coffee
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May 13
My neighborhood is weird as hell
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Drove a modern Tacoma 500 miles this week and it might actually be the worst truck I’ve ever driven
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Feel like I’d love hot dish
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I used to seriously consider getting the cowboys from hell CFH logo tattooed on my neck
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Apr 15
My dad just told me he knew Secretariat
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Apr 14
Why is post Malone in Fairbanks
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