CANADA 🇨🇦 2026
SMOKING INSIDE ILLEGAL
DRINKING OUTSIDE ILLEGAL
SMOKING CRACK ON THE SUBWAY?
ALL GOOD.
YOU HAVE TO BUY A GROCERY BAG BUT.
TAMPONS IN THE MEN'S ROOM?
FREE.
GERMS ONLY TRAVEL 5 FEET 11 INCHES.
MEN CAN HAVE BABIES
THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE ⬆️ CAN'T DEFINE WHAT A WOMAN IS
GENDER IS JUST A CONSTRUCT.
BUT YOUR ONLY CHOICES FOR TRANS PROCEDURES ARE MALE OR FEMALE 😏
NEED LIFE SAVING SURGERY?
2 YEAR WAITING LIST.
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED ASSISTED SUICIDE? WE CAN DO IT TOMORROW
LEAD A PEACEFUL PROTEST?
49 DAYS IN JAIL, 2 PLUS YEAR TRIAL
CROWN SEEKS 8 YEAR PRISON TERM
SEXUALLY ASSAULT A CHILD?
TIME SERVED, REDUCED SENTENCE,
CUZ CAN'T JEOPARDIZE GURDEEP'S IMMIGRATION STATUS.
PURCHASE, STORE, OPERATE FIREARMS LEGALLY? WE'RE TAKING YOUR GUNS.
SHOOT UP A SYNAGOGUE, SCHOOL, BUSINESS? OUT ON BAIL THE SAME DAY. ........OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
CANADA IS A PUNCHLINE 😐