very dehydrated

Joined August 2011
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Jan 25
Oh man! The free solo guy just free solo’d a skyscraper LIVE ON NETFLIX and it was the most exciting thing I’ve done in months!!!!
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BREAKING NEWS FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE:
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6 Feb 2024
But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.
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8 Oct 2023
every time bryce hits a homer an angel gets its wings
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19 Sep 2023
No one warned me that everyone in the state of Utah is some version of bat shit crazy in the least fun way.
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21 Aug 2023
If this isn’t a teaser for their Super Bowl announcement we riot
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19 Aug 2023
When are we getting an announcement that @thekillers are playing the Super Bowl because I’m getting antsy
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8 Jul 2023
Big news! Huge! I couldn’t be more excited or grateful! Thank you to everyone who made this possible!
‘OPPENHEIMER’ includes “prolonged full nudity” between Cillian Murphy and Florence Pugh. The love story aspect “is as strong as I’ve ever done,” says Christopher Nolan. (Source: theguardian.com/film/2023/ju…)
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8 Jul 2023
took my shit off private to tell y’all Patrick Stump can still get it
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29 Jun 2023
No one is pumping out Instagram content like high school acquaintances turned real estate agents
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19 Jun 2023
give the person who had the idea to use this song a raise. this is so good
They said Vegas couldn’t be a hockey city. All we needed was a ‘shot at the Knight.' #VegasBorn
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I’m folding laundry

ALT Feeling Mariah Carey GIF by MTV NEWS

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25 Apr 2023
Ken-ergy. Thank you for this, Ryan. 💕
Ryan Gosling on playing Ken in ‘BARBIE’: “Up until this point, I only knew Ken from afar. I didn't know Ken from within. I doubted my Ken-ergy. I didn't see it. But Margot [Robbie] and Greta [Gerwig] conjured this out of me.”
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24 Mar 2023
I just really really love Shania Twain
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I just wanna rock
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24 Jan 2023
Justin will EGOT and then also marry me
23 Jan 2023
HER: I bet he's thinking about other women HIM: Justin Hurwitz has an Oscar and a Grammy and is only 38 years old. His creative partner Damien Chazelle has already worked in television and likely will again, clearing the path for a potential Emmy. Is there a path to EGOT?
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13 Jan 2023
me talking about margot robbie in babylon

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Shania Twain
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