rosa.katkit.in/autumn My goal is just to find someone I can comfortably hate everything with for the rest of my life.
Sorry I ate that banana so slowly at your grandpa's funeral. cynthia.posttwit.info/lillie
I bet the government is behind all these conspiracy theories. barbara.posttwit.info/rose
brittney.posttwit.info/pansy dude are you biting your nails i thought you were vegan
ken.posttwit.info/delia Calling them "boobs" is so immature. Please use the proper name, "lovely lady lumps".
janie.posttwit.info/duane I just axed this dude what kind of body spray he was wearing.
I'm just a regular guy, putting on my Capri pants 3/4 leg at a time. latasha.posttwit.info/jack
Doggies get too much credit for that position. Really, every animal likes to do it that way. calvin.posttwit.info/tonya
Our father who art in heaven what does that mean like painting or something diane.posttwit.info/ina
audra.posttwit.info/andy The worst marketing blunder in history was not putting cassette decks in cell phones.
Facebook really needs a "pee on someone's wall" option. ana.posttwit.info/russell
elena.posttwit.info/gilda Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Nothing makes me feel less like you really do wish me the best than signing your emails "Best,". charity.posttwit.info/selma
why is it so hard just to get your kids to say "bitch please" and "bitch thank you" mariana.posttwit.info/maura
This orgy would be a lot more fun if the people would loosen up and quit calling it an "elevator". robbie.posttwit.info/carla
"I'm an introvert!" -Extrovert, after being alone for a whole ten minutes. beulah.posttwit.info/terra
ralph.posttwit.info/edwina Sometimes I'll water my plants with boiling water because why should they have it so good?