Emergency Physician. “Sometimes wrong, never in doubt”

Joined November 2013
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Mar 4
Maybe it should have been obvious when they renamed it Department of War
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Health insurance is basically a subscription service where you pay $800/month for the right to argue with a 22 year old about whether your doctor is lying
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Jan 30
Somber reptile! Put that up there with the Rio mall in Atlanta folklore!!
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they tried telling us it wasn’t

This is Trumps America.
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Jan 7
Who purchased that seized “Venezuelan” oil? If it’s on a ship conceivably it was already purchased by someone, so who is the US taking this from?? Is this just piracy??
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15 Dec 2025
I feel like people don’t really appreciate the parallels between the taliban and the maccabees
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27 Oct 2025
If you have kids…talk to your pediatrician about vaccines. If you are pregnant talk to your ObGyn about meds you can take during pregnancy. Don’t get medical advice from a politician. The President is being briefed by #RFKjr who already told us to NOT take his medical advice!
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27 Oct 2025
🧵Here is the actual deal. Let’s take them one by one. 1) Tylenol and #pregnancy 2) MMR 3) chicken pox 4) birth dose #hepatitisB 5) spread out the #vaccine schedule doses for kids
27 Oct 2025
If you have kids…talk to your pediatrician about vaccines. If you are pregnant talk to your ObGyn about meds you can take during pregnancy. Don’t get medical advice from a politician. The President is being briefed by #RFKjr who already told us to NOT take his medical advice!
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17 Oct 2025
I had such high hopes for the Brewers

ALT Obi Wan Kenobi Star Wars GIF

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6 Oct 2025
How bad is trump gonna lose his mind when a Canadian team wins the World Series? He will send ICE after the Blue Jays 😂
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12 Sep 2025
Sorry to disappoint yall, but it wasn’t Shmuli from Ramat Gan
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8 Sep 2025
The most unserious clown ass fascists ever
WTF. Maybe Labubus are demonic. 👹
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Look, the tariffs may be crushing U.S. manufacturing, but at least we all get to pay more for everything.
MANUFACTURING JOBS FELL BY 12,000 AND ARE NOW DOWN BY 78,000 OVER THE YEAR: NONFARM REPORT
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1 Sep 2025
A dense, focal left-sided opercular CVA could produce isolated facial weakness and broca’s aphasia. Perhaps that is why he has not been seen in front of cameras, because of a pronounced aphasia? Would also effect his written/typed speech, hence the odd tweets sent by someone else
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29 Aug 2025
Let me tell you l something about medical education. We already learn about diets. We already learn glucose metabolism. Effects of fiber on digestion and glycemic control. We learn fatty acid and cholesterol metabolism in far greater detail than any of you will ever know 1/x
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29 Aug 2025
we give meds that slow the progress and attempt to artificially bring the physiology back as close to normal as possible. This has all been extensively studied and shown. RFK acts like he’s on to something we don’t already know. His understanding is elementary at best 7/x
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29 Aug 2025
Let doctors do the doctoring. Go to medical school and complete a residency and you too will see the breadth and depth of our knowledge of human physiology and pathology. But yall are falling for the BS of RFK, an ignorant, politically motivated, uneducated charlatan. END
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