He/Him. Pop-punk Mr. Rogers. Big Uncle Energy. Secretly Captain America.
Joined July 2020
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Feb 22
My eldest niece can’t quite pronounce the word “fox” and says “fuck” instead. So you can imagine my absolute delight seeing Zootopia 2 today when, upon first seeing Nick, she excitedly said “a fuck!”
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Feb 12
Apparently when people say they’re looking for a “book boyfriend” they don’t mean the DSM-5.
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Jan 28
It’s rare, but every so often I’m shown a photo of Ari that I’ve never seen before, and it brings me joy.
Later this year we’ll hit the mark where he’ll have been gone longer than he was ever here, and I’m trying not to think about that, but I still miss this boy every day.
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9 Nov 2025
I have had a persistent headache for the last two days and I’m slowly starting to go insane.
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6 Nov 2025
I have been waiting almost 25 years for this moment (there is no war in Ba Sing Se, there is no Tomb of the Dragon Emperor)
4 Nov 2025
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz will return for a new ‘THE MUMMY’ movie
Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillet (‘Scream 5’) are set to direct.
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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3 Nov 2025
The sound of the football hitting the uprights never fails to make me happy.
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11 Sep 2025
RT @guardsswift: So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.
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11 Sep 2025
I will not show posthumous respect to a human who would see my nieces as a reasonable sacrifice in pursuit of honoring the constitution if the situation was reversed.
I hope history forgets your name.
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3 Sep 2025
Having ADHD as an adult is fun because I never know if today is going to yield hyperfocus or whether I’m going to get distracted looking for somewhere to buy funfetti sourdough.
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2 Sep 2025
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30 Aug 2025
ALT Jen saying "it's a rumor for now, but my gut says it's for real."
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30 Aug 2025
I know not to get my hopes up BUT on the off chance it does happen, I apologize in advance to my neighbors when I’m out in front my yard celebrating like Jason Kelce at Super Bowl LVIII
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29 Aug 2025
Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married
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27 Aug 2025
finally, something that beats a jet2 holiday
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12 Aug 2025
I am so hilariously tempted to buy a high vis vest so I can get a Temu version of this photo in the pool this weekend.
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4 Aug 2025
I bought a Ninja Creami this morning, so between that and the Blackstone, I expect to reach new heights of insufferable as I make them both fundamental parts of my personality going forward.
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18 Jul 2025
The only thing I know about Labubu is that I keep calling it Pazuzu and I think that says a lot about me.
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