i am beardyman. you are not. let’s keep it that way.
Joined May 2009
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Mar 23
unpopular opinion. . . i think it shouldn't be world war three and we should not be doing world war three.
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CLÄPP II - is out!
Gives you the perfect clap sound for your track. No more browsing for the right sound, just craft it by ear.
Modelled human clap engine that never repeats new machine mode that models classic drum machine circuitry. get it at TermiteAudio.com
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Here it is guys!
My first plugin! It's a deceptively simple device.
CLÄPP is an easy to use, great sounding device for Ableton Live that redefines how a synthesized clap should sound.
Only £9.99!
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beardyman.gumroad.com/l/pxkb…
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I've made a plugin for Ableton Live! I'm looking for beta testers. DM me or reply to this message! xxx
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Beardyman retweeted
15 Dec 2025
💥💥 Support Announcement 💥💥
We are pleased to announce that Brighton's very own Southern Lakes will be supporting @beardyman here in February
Grab your tickets from concorde2.co.uk
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19 Oct 2025
smashed it. . . most people have no idea that it was me
10 Oct 2025
'Eat Sleep Rave Repeat', the single by @FatboySlim and @rivastarr featuring @beardyman, is now #BRITcertified Gold
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so. . . my new album is finally out. . My first in ages..
kingswithoutkingdoms.org/
It's a rich, cinematic world of sounds and textures for you to explore. I hope you enjoy getting lost in it. Creating this world has been an escape for me, I'm excited to finally be sharing it.
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youtube.com/shorts/3OQrRTaIb… i have make video of it is music and is live music in the club and it is good.
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patreon.com/posts/dark-matte…
i did a thing. Patrons can view it. . . . if you're not a patron you can't view it. . bluuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrghhh
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Election Touchscreen Map Takes Deeper Look Inside Key Swing Voter | Onion News Network
ONN political analyst Jason Copeland breaks down the latest presidential polling trends going on inside Pennsylvania resident Nick Camden.
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Getting there… novel views from single images
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