Software Engineer. Boilermaker. Author of Dreamlancer: The Tournament of Heroes. Wannabe ape. Hype guy for random strangers
Joined November 2008
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21 Aug 2025
Today’s substack is a little short story. I’m happy with how it shook out even if the tone isn’t quite so happy. Thinking about sliding some fiction work into the schedule in the coming weeks, maybe a poem or two. No idea, in truth
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21 Aug 2025
Gonna drop this gif in the work slack today, you never see it anymore. It’s gonna slay, expect at least 3 😂 reacs
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21 Aug 2025
Easter Island but with Purdue Pete Heads
20 Aug 2025
Just when you thought Purdue Pete couldn’t get any creepier
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20 Aug 2025
One of three things is gonna come of this and you’ll know I’m right about what I suspect when you hear about Shrimp-Man on the news
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19 Aug 2025
what if i did not tweet ever again?
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20 Aug 2025
All of my replyguys are like “do both” which I should have expected
You’re gonna make me go to the tarot deck for this
19 Aug 2025
Decide my fate: go box the biggest guy at the gym? Or stay in and play the music in my heart?
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20 Aug 2025
Got eeem
20 Aug 2025
Mamdani tells the press that Cuomo is still running because “Andrew Cuomo is someone who doesn’t understand that no means no”
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20 Aug 2025
“Open information” is too idealistic here.
Most of the internet these days is algorithm-driven social stuff designed to hook you so you can be sold something. It definitely should be moderated, especially for young people
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20 Aug 2025
I’m a big proponent of open information but let’s not pretend that these kids are being cut off from reading journals or literature. They’re posting memes or trying to get laid while being conditioned by megacorps how to think
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20 Aug 2025
I know many of you want to believe that being online is a radical and virtuous act but it is an actively hostile vice keeping you from living in the real world. kids need to be off their phones.
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20 Aug 2025
The answer is: when do you want to speak to her again? Because the second it’s sold, she’s gonna reappear
It is the Nature of Things, I fear
20 Aug 2025
How long after a girl ghosts you is it acceptable to sell her skateboard on Facebook Marketplace
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20 Aug 2025
The prequels, for all their faults, were at least made earnestly, and that is why people love them today. The sequels do not have this redeeming quality I’m afraid
20 Aug 2025
I think Rise of Skywalker might have been so bad nobody ever wants to talk about those movies again.
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20 Aug 2025
Evil business, these moonbeams. I can still feel their wiles, even under this rainy sky. Another ghost and another restless night.
Love ya
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20 Aug 2025
Thursday’s substack is gonna be so good dude
You people who read it are gonna hate it so much
Those if you who don’t read it are missing out on being a hater
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