Joined May 2009
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Starting to feel like Kate Bush did some crazy deal with a witch and did not read the fine print and here we are.
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How do I contact #LAXit ???!!!
12 Days to go and things are getting dire! We need a big huge push, a giant spreading of the news, a massively obnoxious promotional shove! 12 Days! 17K! reach out to your rich uncles, your weird eccentric Aunt who lives in Marfa. kickstarter.com/projects/clu…
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#blackistheneworange you’re fired asshole.
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Hey @AV_Newswire your article about my departure from The Tonight Show is inaccurate and misleading. Please remove it or contact me immediately.
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The articles about my departure from the Tonight Show in @variety @Vulture @TheWrap @Deadline @chicago_sun and elsewhere are misleading and wrong. My departure was mutual and amicable. My choice not to do Trump comedy is unrelated and hopefully moot after this election anyway.
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The fact that This has brought me to this, is a horror. You have turned me into something I vowed to never become. A multi-tweet tweeter. Shame.
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Now if you’ll excuse me I have an adult diaper to buy and an election to watch.
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hey @DailyMailUK your article about my departure from the Tonight Show is untrue and inaccurate. I did not say these things and this is not what happened. Please remove the article immediately.
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hey @DailyMailCeleb your article about my departure from The Tonight Show is inaccurate and untrue. Please remove the article immediately.
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