my teeth are the only sensitive thing about me
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8 Apr 2019
I can’t believe I was roofied one year ago today, but I really cannot believe my friends got me this ice cream cake after
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Becky Pfender retweeted
8 Apr 2021
How dudes stand when they get a Gucci belt
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Becky Pfender retweeted
3 Nov 2020
Didn’t get the I voted sticker.. does my vote still count?
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11 Apr 2020
Take me back to 2010 where my cousins were beating the shit out of each other on Christmas calling it boxing while the parents got blitzed on sambuca down stairs
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Becky Pfender retweeted
24 Mar 2020
I am a pediatric RN in PA helping to fight #COVID19. We are running out of masks, gowns, gloves and more. I am pleading with our federal leaders for innovative, urgent solutions to this shortage. #GetMePPE @SenBobCasey @PatToomey
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3 Mar 2020
Watching people take selfies is cringe, but watching people make Tik Toks is a whole other level
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Becky Pfender retweeted
3 Feb 2020
When you come out of the bathroom after yaking in the sink at the party and someone asks if you good
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18 Oct 2019
My dad keeps referring to my brother as the little guy in his diary and I can’t stop laughing @mikepfender
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7 Oct 2019
What won’t they do!!!
7 Oct 2019
Chick-fil-A employee goes above and beyond to retrieve woman's phone from storm drain: 'I hugged him'- fox29.com/news/chick-fil-a-e…
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4 Oct 2019
Good morning to everyone except my mother for making us get to the airport 4 hours before the flight
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27 Sep 2019
Only four more sleeps until I don’t have to worry about another stray bullet coming through my house 🥰
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10 Sep 2019
Can someone explain the salad spinner to me? Why does it need to be spun?
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9 Sep 2019
Sunday scaries hit different when you have to work for the first time in two weeks
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23 Aug 2019
Nothing is better than public relationship drama on Facebook. NOTHING.
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21 Aug 2019
This doesn’t add up
21 Aug 2019
Youngest Mom in History. Lina Medina was was just 5 years, 7 months, when she gave birth to her 2.7 kg (6.0 lb) son.
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