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sincerely me alex e @bedbits
Joined October 2017
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Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy
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wow
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kathy @f4eth
Feb 12
Seeing Austin Powers on television as a child made me feel extremely, extremely insecure and like the world is just empty, just nothing. I could pass away and it would mean nothing. To anyone
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feels so good to love your mechanic
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jbolina jolie @pastapilled
4 Apr 2025
April is going to feel like this
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many restaurants have a fun room and a not so fun room and there is nothing sadder than getting punted to the latter
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please read & understand, my friends
🇺🇦Radio Free NAFO Jack’s House @FluteMagician
19 Feb 2025
1) This is the executive order that establishes Trump as dictator. It’s also how Trump is going to get around the court orders and defy them. By forcing federal employees to do it or be fired. So now the president alone interprets law. There’s a lot to cover, so let’s begin⬇️
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RT @aliner: This is the way, Ubuweb.
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too many men think they’re kermit
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boss @boss_on_here
1 Jan 2025
In 2025 we're putting our groceries in paper bags with a baguette and celery stalks poking out
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new year’s is either for soup and drugs with close confidants or a rager at a total stranger’s posh house and there shall be no in-between
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Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes
20 Dec 2024
why do we have a head because we need to kiss
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many strange things have occurred in my life but possibly the strangest is that ringo starr owes me $100
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on the upside people have been extremely kind today— letting each other go in traffic, heavy discounts at my eye doctor, warm greetings between strangers in public. i dunno but hey, that’s somethin’ 🥲
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every time i see a picture of dali now i think about something i read by someone he knew socially, who reported that he rarely bathed & was very smelly & greasy i have looked for the source again but can’t find it so you’ll just have to trust me
Fascinating
 @fasc1nate
22 Oct 2024
Salvador Dali, 1936
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scott 🌞
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16 Oct 2024
the best indicator that your body feels safe where you are is spontaneous silliness
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i think orchard is a really nice name for a baby
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seeing the teens pop wheelies feels like a good economic omen
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very pleasant stuff
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Post-Trash @post_trash_
27 Aug 2024
.@bedbits' self-titled album reviewed by John Brouk. Out now via @imintoliferecs. post-trash.com/news/2024/8/2…
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my loch ness souvenir magnet is too weak to hold anything. angry
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