beep bop fish • i like tv shows and minecraft
Joined July 2021
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gonna try out for a roller derby team today even though im so weak and not in shape because i love getting my feelings hurt yay
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but like lowkey ive been struggling so much in my workouts for the past 6 months that im doing a fucking stress test in 2 weeks to make sure i haven't developed a heart condition because apparently doing the same workout but it getting harder is a bad sign. yippee
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legends of tomorrow hermitcraft agatha all along severance pluribus starkid once upon a time killing eve a league of their own death becomes her life series avatar the legend of korra and things i dont remember at the monent so im just a worm
Jun 15
being multifandom is actually a struggle because there’s simply not enough room in a pfp, header, or bio for every piece of media that’s fundamentally shaped me as a person
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no license no bitches no motivation to work on my cosplay no food i want in the house fuck my stupid baka life
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failed my driving test and it'll be at least a month before i can apply again fuck my lifeeeeeeeeee
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oh i’m rhea seehorn and i’m gorgeous and have incredible arms and my costars are in love with me. whatever girl.
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Jun 13
“you’d have to stop the world just to stop the feeling” is probs the best lyric ever written if u think abt it
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Jun 15
i fucked up so bad but also the tester was an asshole
Jun 15
unless war breaks out in the next 8 hours i have my driving test tomorrow pray for me
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Jun 15
unless war breaks out in the next 8 hours i have my driving test tomorrow pray for me
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not to cornplate but this lamp looks like corn.
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Jun 14
the prettiest most muscular woman ever just liked me on tinder but shes not from here but she willingly came here. which is. a massive red flag. and also shes 90 kilometers away thats too fucking many my limit is at 30 for a reason how did you even see me
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Jun 13
THEY CHANGED THE PRACTICE HOURS AND THERES TRYOUTS NEXT WEEK. BY LESBIAN AUDACITY EVERYTHING WILL BE POSSIBLE
Jun 13
there's a roller derby team not super far from me and i want to join but i have the constitution of a leaf and these women could snap me like a twig and while im not against it it means im not competitively viable which makes me so sad. i want middle aged butch friends. please.
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Jun 13
there's a roller derby team not super far from me and i want to join but i have the constitution of a leaf and these women could snap me like a twig and while im not against it it means im not competitively viable which makes me so sad. i want middle aged butch friends. please.
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Jun 12
doofenschmirtz evil incorporated has approved the destroy-all-art-inator
Jun 12
US Department of Justice has approved the Warner Bros and Paramount merger
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Jun 13
my gay audacity cosplayer delusion is either going to end in me pulling off the cuntiest number ever or a colossal waste of time and money pray for me
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Jun 13
my friend and i are both nosey nerds so im making a survey to see how often gay people date within their friendgroups. so excited to see the results
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Jun 12
hear me out
a woman
that is a leftist
and doesnt permanently smell like an ashtray
and also likes me
revolutionary
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Jun 11
im so mad i went to a drag and mingling event and i knew my ex and their friends would probably be there and for context they dumped me at their own house by saying they dont have romantic feelings for me anymore which is like okay whatever your right and 2 weeks later they
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Jun 11
posted a video of them kissing someone (on a first date!! who posts that!!) but we were both going to mcm and tgwdlm in london so i had prepared small talk topics and i was ready for a mildly awkward chat. what i wasnt ready for was for them to actively ignore me and turn away
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Jun 11
when i was next to them (by coincidence, i wasn't going to initiate a conversation with them) like it was genuinely rude. like they would walk away from where i was and they would try to look anywhere but me. you dont get to dump me then ask me to stay friends then ignore me irl
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