doge savings: 1 to 7 billion money we are handing over to iran because of maga fucktards: - 300 billion

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People keep saying we’re in Idiocracy but President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at his core wanted what was best for his people and when evidence presented itself he listened to experts to solve the problem. By all accounts a better leader than this.

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

Best version of this trend I have seen! @CynthiaNixon aka Cynthia Knickson five! ❤️❤️🙏🏼🙏🏼🔥🔥

"The UFC event captures something about this moment in our history. After all, it’s vulgar, it’s violent, it’s commercial, it’s grandiose, it’s tacky, and it dishonors a place once thought worthy of care and respect. In other words, it’s Donald Trump." open.substack.com/pub/thebul…

my father ranks my former lovers based on how well they move furniture. i’ve heard him say “that guy was a pretentious asshole, but he knew how to maneuver a sectional. i’ll give him that”

Ask him why he does not have a group chat or a therapist. Women are not born with these things, they put in effort to create all these for themselves.

On this date in 1967, the Supreme Court legalized interracial marriage nationwide. Mildred & Richard Loving got married right here in DC. #LovingDay

A 1928 Dupont storefront. A Coast Guard commander killed by a stray bullet on the sidewalk. A basement where Louis C.K. dropped in unannounced. The Big Hunt's 28-year run hid a much stranger 96-year story. ghostsofdc.org/2026/06/11/bi…

Not everyone can do the noble profession of podcasting about betting lines.

And yes I am also still thinking about the guy on Jeopardy! last night who buzzed into a question about what news service first announced the death of Abraham Lincoln with “what is the Huffington Post?”

.@JDVance is now involved. The White House is fully involved. Todd Banche moved Ghislaine to protect Trump. This is the biggest cover-up in American history.

Massive crowd on the Upper West Side starts chanting “UPS” simply because a UPS truck pulls up #GoKnicks

Outrageous. A now-deleted video from the Arkansas National Guard shows the soldiers sent here by Trump displaying DC flags like war trophies at an event upon returning to their state.

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A single $38 million helicopter costs more than one-third of the NLRB’s entire annual budget. When it was reportedly shot down, Donald Trump dismissed it as “no big deal.” That’s easy to say when it’s taxpayer money. We can apparently afford endless military spending, foreign conflicts, and equipment that ends up at the bottom of the ocean, but we’re told there’s never enough money for labor law enforcement, healthcare, food assistance, or the programs working families rely on. The problem isn’t that America is broke. It’s that our priorities are.

AUSTERMUHLE: I get that, but what would you say is the right amount of raccoons? CANDIDATE: well, uh, as I’ve said before, I think you have to look at the totality of the, uh

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)