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beep @beepbat

29. any pronouns. I like music and I stab people for a living. pan/poly priv: @beepyaps beacons.ai/beepbat

Joined November 2020
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Sudden craving for hot jello
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Overheard while walking down the street “Maaan i just need some advice bro. I don’t know how to satisfy her properly.”
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Oopsies!
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Jun 13
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Jun 13
She’s mooching
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Jun 13
I’m going to go birdwatching today.
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Jun 13
Felt mega unc tonight teaching the kids about brokencyde
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Jun 12
Making my dog take the RAADS-R test
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Jun 13
She’s autistic
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Jun 13
Pirate ship
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Jun 12
While we’re on it- I love them both but I’m ngl I like God’s Country more than Cool World
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Jun 12
I eat my dessert first when I can because I find it upsetting when the last thing to be on my teeth was sugar. (Rule does not apply to beverages for unknown reasons)
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Jun 12
So much Chat Pile slander on the timeline
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Jun 12
Je suis woke Tu es woke Elle est woke Il est woke Vous êtes woke Ils sont woke Elles sont woke
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Jun 12
Oh my god the auto translator RUINING IT
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Jun 12
Classic beep
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Jun 11
nailed the stencil first try and ripped through this knee frame today 😎 🤙🏻 I think I work better when I feel like I’m dying.
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Jun 11
I love that my body unlocked the panic attack dlc this year 🖤 I love sitting there doing nothing and suddenly breaking out into a cold sweat, getting tunnel vision and feeling as if I’m being hunted and these are my final moments 🖤
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Jun 11
I love that my body unlocked the panic attack dlc this year 🖤 I love sitting there doing nothing and suddenly breaking out into a cold sweat, getting tunnel vision and feeling as if I’m being hunted and these are my final moments 🖤
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Jun 11
Skincare routine: letting my hand get cold and damp on whatever canned beverage I’m drinking and then resting my fingers against my eyelids. Also sunscreen sometimes.
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