Son of St. Benedict. Lover of Tradition and Benedictine Spirituality. Name taken from the Holy Rule.
Joined October 2019
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Immaculate Heart of Mary, pray for us now and at the hour of our death. Amen
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HE DID IT
THE FUCKING MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT
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Jun 15
Guys will do anything but go to therapy
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Wife: I want to buy you a cowboy hat to wear to my brother’s wedding.
Me: So you want me to wear jeans?
Wife: No!!!! (Proceeds to look up photos) Dang! Can’t find one without jeans!!!
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How I wake up my wife for marital duties
Bagpipes at 6:30 am? Did no one tell these Scots how many people in America have guns?
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First time smoking a whole brisket. Normally I wouldn’t do it on a Friday, but I have a promise to keep
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What happens when trying to smoke brisket w/o being first trained by @SaintBbq
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SP after reading this
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Jun 10
“If you knew what sin is in the sight of God, you would choose to die rather than commit one mortal sin.”
~ St. John Vianney
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Mrs Phteven
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“If there is anyone who is not enlightened by this sublime magnificence of created things, he is blind. If there is anyone who, seeing all these works of God, does not praise Him, he is dumb; if there is anyone who, from so many signs, cannot perceive God, that man is foolish.”
- St. Bonaventure
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We need more Nic Nacs and Black Monk Rosaries!
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And use the wood to smoke a brisket
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The creator of the very useful Douay-Rheims website is in need of help:
gofundme.com/f/im-80-percent…
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Jun 4
Also anyone who can help me continue to fight this insidious disease . I am in desperate need for everything your funds will be used for necessary supplements insurance doesn’t cover. Homeopathic treatment treatments that help quality of life. Etc cash.app/$TellusOakes
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Getting toasted and watching brave little toaster (not really)
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A just humiliation and punishment.
"As for my people, their oppressors have stripped them, and women have ruled over them. O my people, they that call thee blessed, the same deceive thee, and destroy the way of thy steps." - Isaiah 3:12
The new head (laywoman) of the Vatican Dicastery of Communications is a feminist and made an appeal to Francis in 2022 for more female representation:
“I think it’s because he’s surrounded by men [laughing]”
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[At the birth of Jesus] all sodomites, men and women, died all over the earth. -St. Bonaventure
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Pray for Pat Coffin. He’s gotten weird to say the least…
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