my stupid thoughts // singer for @thebandcensus
Joined April 2016
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new invention idea: a vape battery that you can track with the Find My app
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Jun 12
if we all really stuck here, is there anybody else who doesn’t gaf here??
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Jun 12
okay my fingers are tired, see y’all next time i post my drafts. remember that your thoughts and feelings are an extension of your soul, and always be yourself!!
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Jun 12
i fucking love food bro holy shit nothing makes me happier than whatever food i’m craving at the moment
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Jun 12
new insult idea:
damn bro, you look like someone who got locked out of the locked in factory
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Jun 12
tweeting something so that if i die suddenly, that last tweet isn’t the last thing i tweeted
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happy april fools! i remember one of my gfs used to always pretend like she was breaking up with me on april fools day and i’d always fall for it :)
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when i was in elementary school, i tore a ligament in my left foot and had to use crutches and i stopped using them early cause everyone thought i was just using them for attention
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Jun 12
just give me an iced coffee and a breakfast sandwich and tell me it’s gonna be okay
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Jun 12
happy mother’s day to all the moms out there ❤️ when i was little i thought i was unstoppable, and my mom never stopped encouraging me to think that way. i think that’s probably a big reason i turned out the way i did
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Jun 12
can i just get 1 social media to give me a blue check so my friends from high school can be like “wow ben is really doing something these days” instead of me just posting every day for the last 10 years and going viral a bunch of times with no recognition
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Jun 12
lizzy mcalpine dropping ceilings right when i was the most heartbroken ive ever been in my life was absolutely criminal of her
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me at my first rodeo: i’m just here for what i’ll be able to say at my next rodeo
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