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Jim Benton retweeted
Congrats to @adamcarolla on getting his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame! ⭐️
GET IT ON!
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RIP (Rat In Pasture)
Chris Taylor has announced his retirement after 12 Major League seasons spent across the Mariners, Dodgers and Angels. He won two World Series rings with the Dodgers (2020 and 2024), was an All-Star in 2021 and was named co-NLCS MVP in 2017.
ALT Thank you Chris Taylor: Mariners, Dodgers, Angels Pictured: A photo of Chris Taylor celebrating after scoring a run. He wears a white Dodgers home uniform and blue batting helmet.
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For those who are Phil Hendrie fans, there's a pretty good documentary about him. Very insightful. youtube.com/watch?v=clhn96np…
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Happy teacher appreciation week to @RickInBuffalo and @BrahinHB for mentoring our youth i.e. dealing with a bunch of annoying brats that most of us wouldn't have the patience for. Thank you for your service!
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Jim Benton retweeted
May 4
@jimrome Rome…can we address “Wells-gate?” That fat guy ripped a special Randy Johnson Mariners baseball from some Boomer and then laughed in his face and told him “tell me how my ass tastes.” Go to the video…video courtesy of @bentonweb #JimRomeOnX
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Jim Benton retweeted
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Breaking News, Jim Rome suggests that Wells be banned from T-Mobile Park, and park officials agree. Wells is now Banned there too!
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Oh great now @Wells_InThe_360 made the local news and everyone will know Randy Johnson was in @jimrome's rat family.
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Historic moment last night in @jimrome jungle lore when banned clone @Wells_InThe_360 robs a glove wearing old man of a ground rule double by the Mariners Julio Rodríguez
May 3
Never been more proud of you son! Ripped it right out of the old guy wearing a glove. If you're over the age of 12 and wear a glove to the game you deserve to get robbed.
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Never been more proud of you son! Ripped it right out of the old guy wearing a glove. If you're over the age of 12 and wear a glove to the game you deserve to get robbed.
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In a rare moment @TheParodyLarry gets praise from @jimrome today after is Puff the Magic Dragon parody for @V_in_The_Fee #jimromeonx
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Apr 28
Nice of Chris Taylor to leave some offspring during his stay as an Angel
Apr 28
A section of Angel Stadium has been closed off due to a suspected rodent infestation
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Haliey Welch formerly known as the "Hawk Tuah", tries to reverse the Mets curse & bring them a W tonight!
@CartonShowWFAN
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Jim Benton retweeted
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Hey @V_in_The_Fee you have a new hero
Haotong Li spent all night on the toilet but battled Friday at Augusta National. 🤣💩
He’s currently 4-under, T5 at the Masters heading into the weekend.
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Oh great 😬
🚨 OUTRAGEOUS: Sacramento Politicians Just Opened the Door to Release SERIAL SEX OFFENDERS and CHILD PREDATORS🚨
In a stunning and deeply troubling move, Assembly member Stephanie Nguyen and Sac DA Thien Ho agreed to amend AB 2727 to allow SERIAL RAPISTS and CHILD PREDATORS to qualify for “elderly parole” at age 65…even when sentenced by a judge to life in prison.
Let that sink in.
These are not low-level offenders. These are the worst of the worst—repeat predators who terrorized multiple victims.
👉 People like David Funston…who was sentenced to THREE life terms and readily admits he’s still sexually attracted to children.
👉 People like Roy Waller-the NorCal rapist who terrorized countless women for years and was sentenced to 800 years to LIFE.
Under this amendment, predators like these get a shot at release—simply because they got older.
David Funston was released at 64. Do we all feel safer from this pedophile simply by waiting til he’s 65?
⚠️ Age does NOT erase predatory behavior.
⚠️ Time does NOT undo the trauma inflicted on victims.
⚠️ And the public should NOT be forced to take that risk.
This is exactly what’s broken about California’s parole system:
• Violent offenders get endless chances
• Victims are forced to relive their trauma at every hearing
• Public safety takes a back seat to political deals
📢 We should be strengthening protections—not allowing early parole eligibility for serial predators.
STOP AB 2727.
calmatters.digitaldemocracy.…
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Jim Benton retweeted
Apr 8
@jimrome Rome…seriously Clones…Stop it!!! Vrabel and Russini are just “good friends.”
Sincerely, Bert and Ernie & Peppemint Patty and Marcie
#JimRomeOnX
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Ravens announce his replacement will be Geoff Dahmer.
Ravens radio voice Gerry Sandusky announces his retirement awfulannouncing.com/nfl/gerr…
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