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7 Jul 2025
my toe ring still hasn’t arrived how am I supposed to enjoy my summer
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27 Feb 2025
It’s think of me Thursday. Please do not think of anything beside me. Thank you.
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22 Sep 2024
I think my biggest trauma stems from me not being tagged to do the als ice bucket challenge
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25 Aug 2024
Saturday night in your thirties: reading David Copperfield magic trick explanations online
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15 Jan 2024
why would I date a pro athlete when I could just date a normal dude who “would’ve” been a pro athlete if he didn’t fuck up his knee
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29 Dec 2023
spending our parents day off by making Jamie listen to the entirety of Jagged Little Pill
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24 Dec 2023
i am a hater first and a beautiful beautiful woman second
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17 Dec 2023
do u think Beyoncé pours over her photos to pick her IG 10 like the rest of us
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18 Aug 2023
3yo son bolted up this morning and excitedly asked if it was the weekend. Burst into tears when I told him it wasn’t. How do I tell him that it’s like this… forever lol
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12 Jul 2023
Jamie said he thinks there’s a very good chance Shohei comes to the Braves lmao
26 Mar 2019
Jamie just said he thinks Kevin Durant wants to play for the Hawks SMH
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8 Jun 2023
this morning jamie woke up and said his first thought was "baby gronk rizzed up livvy"
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8 Jun 2023
i wonder what it's like to not be in a terminally online relationship
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25 May 2023
Tony Soprano summer (having anxiety and hanging by the pool)
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