Sir Not-Appearing-On-This-Social-Network. @beukema.bsky.social
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11 Dec 2023
Find me over where the threading is messy, GIFs are JPEGs, and DMs don't exist yet:
@beukema.bsky.social
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Coming out of post protection to let you Texans know who Julius is. He's a Republican who lives in Mpls and works for the most conservative Dems who have a shot of winning something. His advice is worthless to Democrats.
Mar 4
Hard pass on "rally behind Talarico" energy when his supporters spent the primary attacking a Black woman & treating anyone who backed her like a traitor. Electability shouldn't just mean "white and polished." Some of us will remember how y'all acted.
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Mar 4
Like anti-abortion Trump-voting pastor Victor Martinez, loser of a couple City Council Races.
Both these guys are also in the orbit of our shitty mayor (now riding the national media circuit taking credit for what the people have done to resist ICE.)
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15 Nov 2023
After Julius looked me dead in the eye and said, on the record, that Victor had 350 people visit his house at 11:30 at night to individually sign up to caucus on the same iPad, I knew right then that this level of bullshit was destined for presidential politics.
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Saw Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair this afternoon, and had a great time with it EXCEPT that @AMCTheatres put 30 MINUTES of ads & trailers in front of it. Including 2.5 ads for AMC, the theater chain I was already attending, and 1.5 Coke ads, one of them that awful AI one.
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Fred Beukema retweeted
16 Dec 2024
How do Minneapolis liberals chide Trumpers for being dullards then turn around devour this All of Mpls/Frey trash?
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Fred Beukema retweeted
6 Apr 2024
Democracy as a concept is about recognizing everyone’s humanity, and giving everyone’s voice equal representation.
Therefore, to uphold democratic principles, we must uphold humanity. Everywhere.
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6 Nov 2024
I’m locking my account and deleting this app. I really hope you’ll come over to Bsky and stop giving this guy content. Also, leave this cesspool for your own sake, if nothing else.
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Fred Beukema retweeted
6 Nov 2024
Watching Uncut Gems to relax
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5 Nov 2024
This is ~30,000 behind 2020 5pm pace. A bit discouraging. Maybe having 5 damned elections in a row is starting to wear down ol’ Minneapolis.
5 Nov 2024
Evening voter turnout update! We estimate that more than 197,227 Minneapolis voters have cast a ballot as of 5 p.m., including early/ absentee votes and in person Election Day votes. Polls are open until 8 p.m.! If you are in line by 8 p.m you can still vote! Stay in line!
ALT Graph of Minneapolis Presidential Election Turnout. Evening voter turnout update! We estimate that more than 197,227 Minneapolis voters have cast a ballot as of 5 p.m., including early/ absentee votes and in person Election Day votes. Polls are open until 8 p.m.! If you are in line by 8 p.m. you can still vote! Stay in line!
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Fred Beukema retweeted
5 Nov 2024
Imagine being a voter who just today found out Joe Biden isn’t running
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Fred Beukema retweeted
5 Nov 2024
extremely strong closing message
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5 Nov 2024
RT @stateoflace13: I love that we’re all like YES KAMALA but we also have 2016 traumala
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Fred Beukema retweeted
4 Nov 2024
The final days of the election have everything:
-squirrel euthanasia
-the gay motherfication of Ann Selzer
-the guy who shot Bin Laden threatening to sexually enslave College Boys for Kamala
4 Nov 2024
You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
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Fred Beukema retweeted
31 Oct 2024
You all understand that RFK Jr has absolutely no medical training, right?
He’s a lawyer, not a doctor.
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Fred Beukema retweeted
31 Oct 2024
The failure of the press to meet the moment we're in is beyond words.
31 Oct 2024
This is truly wild. The Washington Post and New York Times both have the Biden gaffe as their top stories (the NYT has *two* stories about it on their home page) and not a single mention of Johnson saying they’ll repeal the ACA or a Trump official saying they’ll pull vaccines.
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Fred Beukema retweeted
31 Oct 2024
The #1 synthpop band of 1984
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Fred Beukema retweeted
31 Oct 2024
City Council members Chughtai and Chowdhury did a couples costume for Halloween, targeted at people who still can't tell them apart.
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