Gnome-pilled. Socialist killjoy. Cranky Jew. Black Lives Matter. Free Palestine.
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28 Nov 2022
Jesus: It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
Megachurches: LET’S ORDER SOME CAMELS
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22 Nov 2022
To these “pick me” heebs like Chaya I can only say, “fash around and find out”
21 Nov 2022
I’m sure the fascists who commit violence against people because of Libs of Tik Tok will appreciate that Chaya Raichik is “one of the good ones”.
18 Nov 2022
Jordan Peterson getting let triumphantly back onto twitter just as the app starts shitting itself to death is really just *chef’s kiss*
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18 Nov 2022
Du-Par’s was closed, but this’ll do
9 Nov 2022
If Rick Caruso loses I’m going to celebrate by enjoying a nice Du-Par’s meal at the Grove. I will be licking my chops and relishing your defeat on your own real estate, you stupid bastard!
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13 Nov 2022
Are you suggesting the Senator will abuse his political power to attack me?
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9 Nov 2022
If Rick Caruso loses I’m going to celebrate by enjoying a nice Du-Par’s meal at the Grove. I will be licking my chops and relishing your defeat on your own real estate, you stupid bastard!
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7 Nov 2022
Hello I am Elon’s son Elon Jr. The only time my dad called me this year was because I accidentally took his toiletry bag by mistake and he called me furious. The bag was full of medicine bottles. When I googled the labels it said they treat having a weird, smelly penis. Sorry dad
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7 Nov 2022
To be clear the pills are for having a penis shaped like a croissant, fat at the bottom and curving, getting very small and pointy towards the tip. Also being flaky like a croissant. Also being very buttery like a croiss
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29 Oct 2022
it’s called “Dragula” because their intros drag on, and on, and on
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28 Oct 2022
being a jewish and/or black person on Twitter is about to become even more, uh… yeah
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27 Oct 2022
#Analysis: So, our planet is dying. So what? The universe is littered with dead planets, past and present.
#Analysis: So, Rishi Sunak is rich. So what? The world is littered with billionaire political leaders, past and present. cbc.ca/1.6630240
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23 Oct 2022
however braindead you think the average Elon stan is, you need to multiply that by 10 and you will only begin to scratch the surface of a mind who thinks the richest man in the world isn’t part of the “global elites”
23 Oct 2022
The current thing is definitely not used as a distraction by global elites to keep us fighting with each other while they transfer wealth and control to themselves
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3 Oct 2022
no i don’t know who/what the fuck dream is, but i did jungian dream analysis for years so i’m certain i could destroy him in the octagon of dreams
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27 Sep 2022
me responding to work emails about progress on projects due weeks/months ago
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23 Sep 2022
This is one of the most hilariously egregious abuses of officer involved-passive voice I’ve seen. Reading this you’d think bullets were a natural phenomenon like lightning.
Upon taking the suspect into custody it was discovered the suspect had been struck by gunfire. Paramedics were at scene and transported the suspect to a local hospital where he is being treated for non-life threatening injuries.
9 Sep 2022
When it’s your turn, people are going to piss into water bottles and “pour one out for Jeff Bezos”
8 Sep 2022
This is someone supposedly working to make the world better? I don’t think so. Wow.
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9 Sep 2022
for context, original tweet before chode overlord got it mass reported
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