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Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog

i can't wait to tell my therapist about this!

Joined May 2010
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Bekah Hoogerwerf@bhoog
27 Jun 2018
i was that kid at sleepovers that would call my mom and ask if it was ok for me to watch a PG-13 movie
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carriage save and wait
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they not like us (they’ve never cried in an airport)
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mr. cleaners my father, call me vacuum
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diddle in moderation
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we don’t get to boo enough in life
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why you got a staple in your resume da fuck
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how much of the us economy is stapled to the walls of dive bars
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pray for your hungover baristas today
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kev@k_hoog
21 Oct 2025
flew home for a week and had a great time! now excited to reacquaint myself with my couch after having a full schedule for the first time in my life!!!
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sometimes it’s just like yeah i can see why the only place you can get gigs to play live music is at the airport bar
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god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers (i am hungover at work)
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dry bones sun shy guy moon koopa kid rising
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diddy kong aquarius
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every meal is a one pan meal if you’re not an idiot
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any city is walkable if you just don’t give a shit
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the game is bingo you better fUCKING YELL OUT BINGO BITCH enough of this quiet waving your arm and whispering “i think i have bingo” it’s two syllables you gotta SHOUT IT OR YOU SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED LIKE JUST LEAVE IF YOURE TOO EMBARASSED TO YELL IM SICK OF THIS
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sometimes you just have to get your EGOT (beer wine and liquor)
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jon taffer summer
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every movie in the god’s not dead franchise is just the plot of an episode of 7th heaven
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“sorry, we’re closed” “oh so i can’t get a drink or anything?” “no per what i just fucking said we are closed”
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