Twitter is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short. -- Thomas Hobbes
Joined March 2009
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28 Aug 2017
QotD: "Why do they say we haven't invented teleportation devices yet? A book will transport you anywhere!"
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17 Mar 2024
Great job by NC State tonight, and through all the ACC Tournament! A truly fun game to watch, unless you’re a Tar Heel fan.
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11 Mar 2024
Congratulations are in order for @RobertDowneyJr for being one of just nine former SNL cast members to be nominated for an Academy Award, and for being the very first to take home an Oscar.
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9 Sep 2023
While I am thankful that YouTube TV now gives me the opportunity to watch four football games at once on a split screen, they ought to give me the option to select which four games to watch, rather than the canned options.
#firstworldproblems
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3 Jan 2023
Let me tell you what: it is absolutely NOT the last day to get your free bottle of magic Keto-no-exercise-needed-burn-fat-in-your-sleep-miracle-weight-loss gummies as-seen-on-Oprah-or-Shark-Tank-or-somesuch.
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22 Dec 2022
I’d like to know what algorithm I tripped to make advertisers think I speak Spanish.
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2 Oct 2022
If the LSU Middle LB Baskerville doesn’t have the nickname Hound, there’s something wrong.
#SirArthurConanDoyle #LSUvsAuburn
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13 Sep 2022
@TKLittles Wait, so Mr. Tony has a merged Head and Heart line on his right hand? So do I (both hands, actually).
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13 Sep 2022
According to the Internet:
Where the head and the heart line are merged into a single line usually means it's hard to separate logic and feelings. It's often associated with being a mystic, visionary, guru, or leader (best case) and a socially awkward or crazy person at worst.
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23 Jun 2022
All my life, I thought Ska was the melding of Reggae and Rock. But according to every crossword puzzle and Wikipedia, Ska came first, and THEN Reggae.
#mindblown @indefenseofska
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14 Jun 2022
So, how much longer will the LA Formerly-Known-As #StaplesCenter be the #CryptoBros Arena?
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26 Mar 2022
Maybe the Big Ten should have welcomed the St. Peter’s Peacocks instead of Rutgers. #NCAATournament #MarchMadness
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18 Mar 2022
17 Mar 2022
In the @Nissan ad where the Maryland Terrapin speeds past other school mascots, they really missed the opportunity to have the other driver be the SDSU Jackrabbit!
#NCAATournament #MarchMadness
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15 Dec 2021
Not long after we introduced our 14yo to Good Will Hunting (with both Ben and Casey Affleck starring), she asked: Have they done an AFLAC commercial?
Seems like something @MaximumEffort could and should pull off.
1 Dec 2021
When will the talking heads on all the sports shout hot take shows wake up to the fact that the CFB Playoff Selection Committee ranks teams SPECIFICALLY TO GENERATE HOT TAKES?
#CFBPlayoff #truth
16 Oct 2021
If you have a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell.
Watch a Mississippi State game.
#BamavsMSU
9 Oct 2021
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16 Sep 2021
Work meetings in 2021: guaranteed to have at least one dog barking in the background.
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