Birtley Town Volunteer

Joined December 2009
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Net spends last 5 years Barcelona -£255m Real Madrid -£40m Bayern M -£250m PSG -£567m Prem Top 5 Arsenal -£ 570m Man City -£ 340m Man Utd -£ 530m Liverpool-£ 427m Aston Villa - £76m Chelsea. Net spend - £730m Newcastle Net spend -£260m Some PSR skulduggery going on
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This comedy platform gets funnier by the day. What a bunch of idiots man
"IF you asked the 10 top players in the world to cup to Man United, they'd ask WHY!" 💯 #mufc
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BREAKING NEWS BRUNO FERNANDEZ GET OUT CLAUSE. A get out clause of 15m insisted by the player himself in his contract with Man United offers a way out of Man Utd. The player only wants to join Newcastle, his dream is to play in front of the Newcastle Fans who he rates the best
Replying to @UtdTony1
I heard Bruno Fernandes demanded to join Newcastle if they bid £15m Pass it on
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A BIG THANK YOU to Bounce North East for the inflatables for this weeks event. Brilliant entertainment all weekend!!
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Also an enormous thank you to all our unbelievable volunteers who are making this weekend such a success!!
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And finally a HUGE THANK YOU to Laura and David Bygate-Patiglio for another really well organised weekend as our main event organisers. We simply couldn’t do this without them 💚🤍
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Preparations well underway… Still time to get your tickets for the weekend ⬇️⬇️⬇️ mvfcevents.square.site/birtl…
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Come and see the tremendous Storm Band live in the huge Marquee. Hit the link to get your tickets before it’s to late
Preparations well underway… Still time to get your tickets for the weekend ⬇️⬇️⬇️ mvfcevents.square.site/birtl…
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𝗙𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗬𝗦 𝗧𝗢 𝗚𝗢 The Birtley Big Weekend rolls into town next week when Storm Band return to headline Friday night. We've had a great time the last two years at this event so if you haven't got your tickets yet, you can on the link below ⤵️ mvfcevents.square.site/birtl…
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Are there any English teams PSG have failed to beat in the Champions League. Who Ah yes. Newcastle United
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Gabrielle’s penalty currently over Austria , fast approaching Belgium, trajectory looks like it will land somewhere near the emirates in the next hour

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Replying to @piersmorgan
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Take that you pompous twat
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Replying to @UnitedStandMUFC
So Eddie how said he’d sat down with the players and asked them who is committed! If they said they were committed and expressed a desire to be here in the future they’d play against West Ham. Anthony Gordon did not play, neither did Livramento (maybe injured but still in the England squad) Tonali played! So why would Eddie say that and play him if he’d expressed a desire to play for Man Utd. Next season cannot come quick enough when MUFC become nothing but ordinary again. Playing 3 times a week and progressing in the cups is a lot different to playing once a week and goin foot of the cups at the first time of asking. Entitled, arrogant, smug and deluded. Man Utd will struggle to make top 6 next season
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The Premier league will be found out as a corrupt organisation in the coming days when they hand out city’s punishment. Once the games are finished today they will be deducted just enough points which will put them 6th place and qualify for champions league. Proof right there.

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True story
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🚨 Premier League Table Without VAR Controversies 👀 1) Manchester City — 77 points 2) Manchester United — 71 points 3) Liverpool — 64 points 4) Arsenal — 63 points 5) Aston Villa — 60 points 6) Brentford — 55 points 7) Sunderland — 52 points 8) Everton — 52 points 9) AFC Bournemouth — 51 points 10) Brighton & Hove Albion — 51 points 11) Newcastle United — 51 points 12) Crystal Palace — 50 points 13) Chelsea — 49 points 14) Fulham — 47 points 15) Leeds United — 47 points 16) Nottingham Forest — 44 points 17) Tottenham Hotspur — 40 points 18) West Ham United — 35 points 19) Burnley — 22 points 20) Wolverhampton Wanderers — 17 points
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1Man Utd - €782.92m 2Arsenal - €772.91m 3Chelsea - €757.11m 4Tottenham - €650.98m 5Newcastle - €492.44m 6Liverpool - €487.85m 7Man City - €468.33m No mention of the net spend
Now that Arteta has won the Premier League… Eddie Howe is the highest-spending football manager in history, never to have won a league title in Europe or a European trophy. £920m spent in his career with one league cup to show for it. #NUFC
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Selling the Rat for 130 million and watching a 10 million pound striker replace him and out shine him this season has to be the biggest robbery by #NUFC since we sold #LFC Andy Carroll Even Carlsberg couldn’t have wrote this script 😂⚫️⚪️
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Birtley Town ladies. 2 consecutive promotions unbeaten in 40 league games over 2 years 20/04-20/05 season Played 20 won 20. 20/25-2026 season Played 20 won 17 drew 3 lost 0. That’s some going no matter what level of football it is. Big well done to Mel Nugent and everyone
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