In case you're having a bad day....atleast you didn't sign a job offer yesterday, resign from your current job today, and only 4 hours after giving the resignation, they cancel your job offer!
A coworker got fired because they got caught using a mouse juggler instead of working. They didnt know they were already monitoring our productivity.😭😂
I once heard my boss man say to another employee “You know John, you’re not the sharpest pencil in the box” and without skipping a beat the guy replied “Welp boss man, a sharp pencil is a sign it ain’t never done a lick of work”. I think about that to this day.
If you're coming over to our house, just know we're a water-only household. 😭😂 If you want soda, juice, sweet tea, or a little razzle-dazzle, you better bring it with you.