Tweet before I think but tweet after a drink
Joined July 2019
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23 Dec 2019
Showed mum my Halloween outfit and she said I have her legs
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getting a fast-tracked 3-year jail sentence handed down by an AI judge for a hallucinated crime with no jury or right of appeal. the future of Britain is here baby
Derbyshire police officer investigated for using AI to 'create evidence' in multiple cases
news.sky.com/story/derbyshir…
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When Ajax hears a new bird noise in the garden, he tilts his head so that he can listen to it very carefully.
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I hear 10:30 start to a job and I’m over the moon, that’s why I’m up at 3am
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Mr in between mentioned let’s go. If you have Disney I BEG you watch it
Fabinho looks like the guy from this Aussie show Mr Inbetween that was all over my YouTube shorts a few months back
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Flatmate who’s on the group has developed a taste for telling people to “grow up” when they rage and blasting “when I grow up” from Matilda down the mic
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Water break I’m hounding another, shit that was good
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Housemate aggressively said “why the fuck are you staying up for the Scotland game” as if my mother isn’t Scottish
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They’re monsters in Scotland. Look at the size of these bad boys. 2 pints in 1. my word this country is beautiful
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POV: Eres una niña en el recreo
Es el mejor GIF del mundial. El placer que da ver esto, es como cuando el logo del DVD rebotaba en la esquina de la tele.
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Absolute bot farm in the comments my god
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en su epoca habia una foto de esta en tetas con un plato de ravioles circulando si no me equivoco
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Jun 12
An Israeli Soldier Reportedly Recorded Fleeing From Hezbollah Fire…
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We used to write dystopian science fiction about this, you know.
Jun 11
JUST IN: United Kingdom announces "PoliceAI" to help fight crime — claims it will free up 6 million human officer hours / year.
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wanna see the silly hat i designed
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