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12 Jun 2025
First teaser for ‘SPACEBALLS 2’
In theaters in 2027.
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“It’s north of a 35 billion to 1 probability that you could win seven out of seven outside of recount range with less than 50% of the vote.”
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4 Nov 2024
Watch: @BravoUltimate’s Jay Froude was featured on @espn Sunday NFL Countdown during Club Nationals!
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She overcame trust issues and chartered a yacht. Now, Caitlin Clark is ready for March.
ESPN's Wright Thompson was able to step into the world of the player who redefined the game ⤵️
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18 Mar 2024
A Disney World pervert’s take on: The existential war of investor aggression defector.com/a-disney-world-…
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6 Feb 2024
Update: The breakfast provided at the hotel the 49ers are staying at did not include blueberry muffins, per 49ers LB Fred Warner.
“It’s one thing after another. I don’t want no damn lemon poppyseed muffins, is it too hard to get a blueberry pastry around here? Then I heard the Chiefs got Banana Nut? Ridiculous!”
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Animals just waiting for the main event! @Hawks_Wrestling #FridayNightWrestling #bigtenwrestling @B1GWrestling @BigTenNetwork #doubleheader
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1 Feb 2024
Can Patrick Mahomes be Mic'd Up each week? I want to run through a brick wall! 😤🔥
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14 Jan 2024
The Bills paid fans $20/hour to come shovel snow
How it’s currently going 🤣❄️:
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Muffin retweeted
17 Jul 2023
The Jagt spiking thing really underscores the problem with referees in ultimate. Situations like that are to be handled *by the players* with escalating chipiness, a million ticky-tack stoppages, then boiling over into a couple really bad bids - not adjudicated by refs.
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Muffin retweeted
18 Jun 2023
My photos from last night’s AUDL game between the Dallas Legion and the Atlanta Hustle are up on my website!
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16 Jun 2023
North Texas thunderstorms have grounded our plane indefinitely. @FlyersUltimate have graciously agreed to play on Sunday instead of Friday night. #audltravelproblems @Dallas_Legion
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16 Jun 2023
Just joking, it was actually the plane engine air conditioning which had us delayed, but has since escalated to a full scale retreat from terminal E #sendhelp #freemuffin
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8 Feb 2023
My thoughts on @KingJames breaking my record.
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14 Jan 2023
Wisconsin @hodaglove players eating king cake after their 5th straight Mardi Gras title (2008)
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