swore my loyalty to me, myself and I

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Bijal retweeted
Wise words.
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In the AI era, every tech company will either be a model or a harness. The best ones will be both.
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Is that Toby from the office ?????
This may be the first funding announcement that I actually rewatched.
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Can somebody explain this Chinese firewall thing to me
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It’s 1995 and I don’t exist What a time
It’s 1995. You wake up. There’s no Wi-Fi. You don’t have a cell phone. You don’t have a computer. There is no Facebook/Instagram/TikTok  What is the first thing that you do?
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This.
One thing you don't realize till you have haters is that haters are also stalkers. They're obsessed with you, and in practice this obsessiveness is more disturbing than the nastiness of what they actually say. It's so creepy.
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Jun 15
i dont know who needs to hear this but...
Dont delete that tweet...This is twitter, Not quitter
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Jun 15
should I send this to him?
Smooth 😭😭
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Jun 15
We all remember that Paresh Rawal Domino's ad where he checks the traffic outside his window, sees a massive jam, and calls up Domino's thinking there is no way they will make it in 30 minutes and he will get a free pizza. They show up on time anyway. This was years before Swiggy or Zomato even existed. No delivery fleet marketplace, no GPS tracking app, no gig economy riders. Just Domino's, their own delivery boys on bikes, and a promise that sounded impossible in Indian traffic. But how did they even pull this off? Well, the entire trick was store location. Here is the actual breakdown of a Domino's delivery: → 4 minutes: dough, sauce, toppings → 6 minutes: baking → 5 minutes: cutting and packing → 8 minutes: delivery → 7 minutes: buffer If you look at the numbers, the delivery ride is only 8 minutes. Every Domino's store in India serves a 2-3 km radius. International stores serve 8-10 km. In Mumbai right now, you are rarely more than 2 km from a Domino's outlet. Their site selection process is built around this. They scout locations based on how many residential buildings a rider can reach within 10 minutes, then do mock runs on motorbikes during peak hour traffic. If the mock run does not work in rush hour, the location gets rejected. Riders are mandated to ride at max 40-45 km/h. The promise was never built on reckless riding. If your rider can only do 40 and still has to deliver in 8 minutes, the store just has to be close enough. Ajay Kaul, former CEO of Jubilant FoodWorks, said it in a Business Today interview: "We realized that India is not a dine-in market. It is a delivery market. And if delivery is the core business, then speed and reliability become the product itself." That shaped everything. The stores were always kitchens first. Dine-in only picked up after the brand had already built recognition through delivery. Four commissaries in Delhi, Mumbai, Bangalore, and Kolkata handle all dough, sauces, and pre-cut vegetables centrally. Stores only do final assembly and baking. → 2,179 stores across 421 cities → 1 million pizzas delivered daily → Rs 5,200 crore annual revenue → 72% market share in organized pizza → Second country after the US to cross 1,000 stores Domino's looked at Indian cities and did not see streets and landmarks. They saw overlapping circles. Every circle was a store. Every gap in coverage was the next location. Years later, Swiggy and Zomato would build dark stores on the exact same logic. Domino's had already figured it out with a Honda Activa and a countdown timer. This is part of my series "Where You Open Is What You Are" on how the smartest companies decide where to exist. There is a lot more to come. #WhereYouOpenIsWhatYouAre
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Yes
So dating older women is the answer?
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I know I am about to get my period just by the way I randomly start snapping at everything and everyone
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Jun 14
My brain has been so tired and dead today that while looking up for a video on YouTube I actually TYPED YOUTUBE in the search bar I I have zero brain cells left
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Jun 14
Wake up babe has been used a 100 times as a quote to this so I’m gonna go with “Honey, let’s read this and become billionaires”
How to Earn a Billion Dollars: paulgraham.com/earn.html
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Touchdown - and built in less than *checks notes* < $50B - now I need to write a technical demo note - will ask PANI
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Imma count this as my Pre run warm up
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Kathak saturdays
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Kathak saturdays
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This entire US government and Anthropic situation has me shook
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I’m afraid this would work on me
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This guy's tinder profile 😭😭😭
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People having sudden epiphanies of things that I told them a year ago
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