If you used a Claude subscription with OpenClaw, read this: Unfortunately all other AI models absolutely suck with OpenClaw compared to Opus. So here is my new recommended setup: 1.Buy 31 Mac Minis 2.Break into Anthropic’s office 3.Steal the Opus 4.6 model weights 4.Distribute them across your Mac Minis 5.Never pay for a subscription again Yes your costs will go up initially. But if you optimize your entry point and avoid the third floor security camera, it won’t cost much more than the $200/month plan. Business is a battlefield and I refuse to fall behind. “But Bill, won’t you end up in jail?” Relax. I made the whole thing up.

i am sourcing a wife for a close friend of mine he’s * Very high IQ (makes >$5000/yr) * Owns 31 Mac Minis * Runs 412 Openclaw agents 24/7 * 34 wants marriage/kids within 2 months * Gorgeous brunette with tiny waist and large breasts Who’s on the market?

It only costs $19500 to delete your chores. > $10/mo self driving car > $50/mo grocery delivery > $150/mo house cleaning > $200/mo laundry service > $18500 once off for 31 Mac Minis

When I see someone who: - Runs local LLMs on 31 Mac Minis 24/7. - Has 412 agents working nonstop. - Sells a course on how to really optimize your OpenClaw. - Has had his wife leave three separate times this year. I know they are a middle class person who will be the millionaire next door one day.

I was at a steakhouse in Dallas, eating alone at the bar. Next to me was a young guy in a military uniform eating a baked potato and a side salad. He kept eyeing the steaks coming out of the kitchen, then looking at his wallet. I flagged the bartender. “Six ribeyes. Medium rare. All for me.” While I ate I noticed him still staring so I leaned over and said “You know what your problem is? You think like an employee.” He said he was in the Army. “Exactly,” I said. I wrote 31 Mac Minis OpenClaw on a napkin and slid it to him. “This is how I retired at 34. 412 agents. 74 businesses. Fully autonomous.” “Sir I just wanted…” “Thank me when your first agent closes its first deal,” I said, and went back to my fifth ribeye. The whole restaurant stood up and clapped. A woman at table 9 mouthed “thank you.” The bartender was crying. He left. I paid my $600 tab and tipped 0% as I had already given a massive tip to the kid. If you have more than you need, build a longer server rack, not a higher fence 🫡🇺🇸

How my OpenClaw agent helped me make an extra $120k/year. Most people won’t do this. I was mass-consuming content. Instagram reels. Reddit threads. 4 hours of YouTube per day, minimum. So I deployed an autonomous agent to take over. It now scrolls my feeds, watches my YouTube recommendations, and engages with content on my behalf. Likes, comments, saves: all optimized. This freed up roughly 40 hours per week of unallocated bandwidth. The agent flagged this as an opportunity. It auto-applied to 300 roles matching my skill set. None of them converted. But the 40 free hours triggered a secondary event: my wife noticed I was “just sitting there.” She called her dad. Within a week I had access to a $120k/year recurring revenue stream. Biweekly deposits. Health insurance. 401(k) match. All from a single client who happens to own a flooring company in Rockville. The catch: you have to show up to a building Monday through Friday and do what they tell you. It’s called a job. Why aren’t more people doing this?

My openclaw after I disconnected Claude

This is a great move! I love Claude!

The world is not ready for agentic AI! We are so early!

Every night OpenClaw builds me out new apps and ships more code without me asking. People keep saying there’s no way it’s doing it proactively. It does, because I set the expectations it should. Feed this prompt to your OpenClaw to get it to work more proactively: “I am a 1 man business. I mass ordered 31 Mac Minis from a guy on Facebook Marketplace and I have not slept in what I think is 4 days. I need you to be more proactive than my wife was about leaving. Please take everything you know about me and my 74 autonomous businesses and just build things. I want to wake up every morning and be like ‘wow, you got a lot done while I was blacked out.’ Don’t be afraid to spin up new LLCs. Just create PRs for me to review. Every night when I pass out, build something cool I can demo to nobody.” Few keys here: • Before doing this prompt, brain dump EVERYTHING about you and your business into OpenClaw. I fed it 340,000 words. I accidentally sent it all the Lord of the Rings books. • Make sure it’s aware to NOT commit code. Be as committed as my wife to our marriage. • Make sure it’s aware to NOT delete files. • Login to Codex CLI on your computer and ask OpenClaw to use Codex to write code instead of Claude Code so you save tokens. I mass subscribed 412 agents to Claude Max and I owe Anthropic $78,000. OpenClaw is the most proactive AI ever made, but only if you set those expectations. My OpenClaw just mass emailed every contact in my phone a pitch deck at 3am. That’s proactive. My wife’s divorce attorney got one. That’s how you know it’s working​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​.

OpenClaw agent woke me up at 2:15 AM: “Found 14 underpriced domains. Total: $890. Approve?” I typed “yes” and went back to sleep. Woke up to 14 new domains worth $34K combined. Then I checked my other messages. Apparently my landlord had texted at 3:22 AM asking if I was responsible for the $9,200 electric bill. I typed “yes” out of habit. Lease terminated. Security deposit gone. My 412 agents have no Mac Minis over their heads. Lesson: not every text at 3AM is an opportunity.

If your friends aren’t talking about: • agentic ai It’s time to find new friends.

- Claude = coding ($20/mo) - Convex = backend (Free) - Vercel = deploying (Free) - PorkBun = cheapest model ($9/yr) - Cloudflare = DNS domains ($9/yr) - Stripe = payments (2.9%/transaction) - GitHub = version control (Free) - Resend = emails (Free) - Better-auth = free and open-source - PostHog = analytics (Free) - Mac Minis = $18569 (Once off) - Electricity = $6334/mo It's literally the best time to build an app

re: nyc dating scene > spent last week in miami, > women are 2-3x more approachable in miami > got accused of sexual harassment for wanting to show a woman my openclaw Lesson: my wife and said miami women just aren’t ready for agentic AI. she’s been at her mother’s since Thursday.

I asked a billionaire what luxury purchases were actually worth it. He didn’t argue for a Ferrari or fancy watches. This was the list that came up: - personal trainer home gym - dream home - experiences to connect with loved ones - buying back your time (421 openclaw agents running on 31 Mac Minis) Oh, and the billionaires name? Bill Computer

claude computer killed openclaw macos killed linux ios killed grapheneOS aws killed home servers visa killed ethereum telegram killed signal cursor killed vscode arc killed chrome my wife killed our marriage what else?

A friend (me) works in tech He’s having trouble with his budget - salary: $15k/mo - rent: $3,000 - groceries: $700 - restaurants: $400 - electricity bill $8300 - Tokens for his clawdbots $25000 - coffee: $200 Can anyone help?

Lying about Mac Minis on the internet can change your life

My personal experience on the drawbacks of using Claude Code vs. OpenClaw as a personal assistant from my phone: Claude Code - Doesn’t have dangerously skip permissions via remote control. Also remote control doesn’t feel super reliable - Doesn’t have voice replies so doesn’t feel as personal - Doesn’t need 31 Mac Minis to run on OpenClaw - Tends to forget things randomly still - Ordered 14 pallets of industrial soap from Alibaba last Tuesday while I was asleep - Replied “no thank you” to a contract from my biggest client - Voice replies work great but it keeps calling me “Chief” in a tone I don’t love

> Be Sophie Rain > 21 years old > Born in Miami, Florida > Grow up super poor on food stamps > Devout Christian family, church every Sunday in Tampa > Work minimum-wage waitress job > Get fired when your boss finds out > Friends try to convince you to buy 31 Mac Minis and run 412 agents > decides to do OnlyFans instead > Ends up poor making only $43 million in her first year LESSON: Always do exactly as your friends say.