The Official Bill Maher Twitter

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Being straight-up crazy is just not a dealbreaker anymore in politics.
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The White House UFC fight is on Sunday. There’s a 60% chance of rain. And 100% chance of Axe Body Spray.
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#StartTheClock: Tonight's episode of Real Time with @BillMaher feat. @DavidSedaris, @IanBremmer and @HagarChemali is now on @HBO @hbomax! Watch the conversation continue after the show on #RTOvertime @ YouTube.com/RealTime
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FRIDAY: @BillMaher welcomes @DavidSedaris, @IanBremmer @HagarChemali to Real Time @HBO! Reply with a question for Bill and his guests join the conversation after the show on #RTOvertime.
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Can’t we all just celebrate America itself and leave Trump out of it?
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"We have a military that is not constructed for the world in which we're living." Watch @AmbassadorRice and Sen. @ChrisMurphyCT get real about the defense budget and more on tonight's Overtime with @BillMaher:
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I had a great time with @JeffDunham this week at @ClubRandom_!
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"We both know it's kind of hard to stay friends with Donald Trump." Watch @BillMaher and former VP @Mike_Pence find common ground on tonight's #RealTime, now streaming on @hbomax.
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New episode with Jeff Dunham tomorrow! @billmaher @jeffdunham
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Trump “truthed” at me again. He called me “Low Ratings Bill Maher and his Fake Laughing Machine.” Speaking of low ratings, yours is 35%.
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A.I. has made college one big robot circle-jerk where students use A.I. to write papers and professors use A.I. to grade them.
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#StartTheClock: Tonight's episode of Real Time with @BillMaher feat. VP @Mike_Pence, Sen. @ChrisMurphyCT @AmbassadorRice is now on @HBO @hbomax! Watch the conversation continue after the show on #RTOvertime @ YouTube.com/RealTime
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FRIDAY: @BillMaher welcomes former Vice President @Mike_Pence, Sen. @ChrisMurphyCT @AmbassadorRice to Real Time @HBO! Reply with a question and join the conversation after the show on #RTOvertime.
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"It's odd that aliens would cross the galaxy to go look in your butth@le." Watch @neiltyson and @billmaher discuss #TakeMeToYourLeader and much (maybe too much?) more on the latest episode of Real Time, now streaming on @hbomax.
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Episode available wherever you get your podcasts. @billmaher @spencerpratt
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"The return on investment is more than we'll ever spend on it." – @SpeakerMcCarthy #ArtemisII #RTOvertime
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New episode out now with Spencer Pratt Watch here: youtu.be/jSM3gMNAgKk?si=Mv7h… @billmaher @spencerpratt
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"You want to commune with the cosmos, you become fluent in math." Watch "Take Me to Your Leader" author and alien ambassador @neiltyson join @billmaher on this week's #RTOvertime: youtu.be/XfDoe-FQQXA
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New episode drops tomorrow with Spencer Pratt @billmaher @spencerpratt
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The next time the Democrats need an election autopsy, they have to hire an actual coroner.
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