“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

Dave Krieg. Nearly 30 years after his retirement, Krieg is still top-30 in: - Passing TD's (23rd) - Passing Yards (28th) - Passing Attempts (28th) And he's 31st in completions. Not bad for a QB everyone forgets.

Jerry Seinfeld would have never had a standup career if he had just looked stuff up.

😭😭😭😭 I AM NOT CRYING YOU ARE NOT CRYING!!! 👏👏👏👏 @LewisHamilton #F1 #BarcelonaGP

Every renovation or new build in LA seems to be white with black trim, probably has a fence with horizontal slats, and the number is in Century Gothic or knockoff font.

I can beat up every trillionaire on the planet. Let’s take his lunch money!

There’s literally a children’s board game whose whole premise is showing how free market capitalism ends with one person owning everything while everyone else goes bankrupt.

OK... take my money

@AppleTV @F1 why do the apple tv broadcasts for all the F1 sessions not allow you to then the captions off? It’s very annoying!

¡¡¡GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

Happy 70th birthday to my GOAT, Joe Montana!

The documentary 20 years from now about how a Knicks team had the chip in their hands, then Trump showed up for game 3 at home and it all crumbled … It’s going to be amazing.

My mind feels like "Little League" by Cap'n Jazz all the time.

No. I always have arroz con pollo at the ready.

RT @yeeeerika: the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

I am sick of @Adobe Rent-A-Software.

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it. Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying. Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence." Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter." Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter. They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created. One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility." Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies. That's the metered intelligence business model. And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

Thank God Ashley St. Clair is revealing Elon Musk cheated the election so that now nobody will do anything about it.