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8-year-old does months of manual labour so his friends, who are children, can afford to eat without going into debt
With his handmade key chains that go for $5 each, this 8-year-old boy raised $4,015 to erase the lunch debt of students from his school and six others. cnn.it/31oFi29
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WCW thought it was a good idea to bring in Honky Tonk Man. In 1994.
They also thought this music video introducing him was a good idea. In 1994.
In the immortal words of Hardbody Harper on this whole thing:
"Yeah. Fuck that." @BTT_Podcast
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Jun 11
i think about this everyday
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happy one year anniversary to learning that brian wilson had died and also that I was pregnant
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Jun 11
Isn't it so weird that every British teenager gets examined on their ability to produce a readable piece of literary criticism without ever reading any literary criticism, just going by mnemonics, a bit like medieval people drawing elephants
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Jun 9
Yk at first you do the 6-7 ironically to relate to the kids...then you get addicted to it. Every time someone says those numbers in that order your arms can't help themselves. They just do it. Pope Bob is not immune to this.
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Watches Trainspotting for the first time and couldnโt stop thinking about this tweet
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Chad being desirable is actually a post-COVID phenomenon. In the intended usage of this image, the Chad is supposed to be off-putting and insane.
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John is a good actor but man was that terrible casting
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Jun 8
quite ironic that homophobic jackass fans will say theyโve gone woke blah blah blah. youโre talking about the same franchise that shows men shoving toy cars, butt beads and dildos up their asses. theyโve always been gay asf bruh where have you been
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Jun 7
No mention of his muscles, though. Guess @bimbotoad is still Triple H Anti-fan Club President. ๐
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Jun 5
coworker must have recently learned the phrase "unbeknownst to me" because he's been saying it constantly, and i don't think he's used it correctly a single time. today he said, "unbeknownst to me, my wife and i tried that new Chinese restaurant down the street. It's pretty good"
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Jun 4
Iโve never been as impressed by a gameโs technical prowess as when a guard in an IOI Hitman game spotted me because I was in line of sight of a mirror he was walking past.
Jun 4
'If a game wants mirrors it has to be prepared to make a big technical commitment': let's talk about 007's many, beautiful mirrors.
aftermath.site/bond-007-firsโฆ
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.@SamChaplin this is just Inside No. 9 (I quite like Inside No. 9)
Been watching black mirror recently and was laughing to myself imagining if every episode ended with the twist being that the protagonist is a pedophile
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testing testing
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Coming up to three years of my favourite headline of all time
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showing WWE to my mom for the first
time in 20 years like ok thatโs the rockโs cousinโฆ and next to him is also the rockโs cousin and behind him is the rockโs cousin and coming down the aisleโฆ you guess it, thatโs the rockโs cousin
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The absolute disgust on Honky Tonk Man's face retelling the story of a promoter asking him to put someone over on the independents.
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Jun 5
So no poppies? Like it or not thatโs political
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๐จ NEW: The Government is being advised to ban NHS staff from wearing political badges to stop antisemitism
The antisemitism adviser said: โI donโt expect my dentist to be wearing an โI love Palestineโ badge, or indeed an โI love Israelโ badge, on their uniformโ
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Brian when they shelved SMiLE
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