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8 Feb 2019
In 2019 I'll be visiting every single @ArkellsBrewery pub in the country. Ticked off the Fox & Hounds in Wroughton last night. 11 pubs down ✔ about 80 to go! 🍻 #loveyourlocal @CAMRA_Official
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Chris John retweeted
Jan 30
Hello friends & family
Next weekend I'll be taking part in another 12-hour darts marathon to raise money for Macmillan Cancer Support
If you're able, please sponsor us & help raise money for a cause close to our hearts. Thank you.
dartsmarathon.macmillan.org.…
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Chris John retweeted
21 Oct 2025
21 Oct 2025
We are investing in Britain’s future by cutting the red tape that holds businesses back.
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20 Sep 2025
The fourth official confirms there will only be three added minutes as Liverpool are defending a lead.
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6 Aug 2025
The Minister for Homelessness is a landlord - and she just evicted her tenants, tried to charge them >£2,000 in illegal fees, then re-listed the property weeks later for £700 more.
The same Minister who claims to fight for renters’ rights.
You couldn’t make it up.
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Chris John retweeted
11 Jun 2025
The Office of Budget Responsibility (OBR) estimates that the Labour government’s accumulated borrowing until 2029 will amount to a staggering £524bn. The Labour government claim they inherited a “£22bn black hole”. Yet, they are creating an enormous £524bn black hole.
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Chris John retweeted
25 May 2025
Good that Maidenhead didn’t have their replay against Crawley though
25 May 2025
ALT Manchester United pose in front of a Malaysia Airlines plane ahead of the tour of Asia.
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Chris John retweeted
31 Jan 2025
Next weekend I'll be taking on a 12-hour darts marathon to raise funds for Macmillan Cancer Support 💚
Please donate to our fundraiser below 👇
dartsmarathon.macmillan.org.… 🎯
12 Jan 2025
🎯 On 8th February, my team, "100 Ways to Miss Straight Balls," is taking on a 12-hour darts marathon to raise funds for Macmillan Cancer Support.
Please donate if you can and help us make a difference!
Thank you for your support! 💚
dartsmarathon.macmillan.org.…
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Chris John retweeted
12 Jan 2025
🎯 On 8th February, my team, "100 Ways to Miss Straight Balls," is taking on a 12-hour darts marathon to raise funds for Macmillan Cancer Support.
Please donate if you can and help us make a difference!
Thank you for your support! 💚
dartsmarathon.macmillan.org.…
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Chris John retweeted
24 Dec 2024
Maybe I'm old and cynical, but this is how I see this digi ID panning out:
"Another pint please"
"Sorry, you've had your allocated 4.5 units, you can next drink the day after tomorrow. Oh, and the app has locked your bank account for alcohol purchases; no, we don't take cash"
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Chris John retweeted
26 Oct 2024
Hear me out here, but perhaps holding a six hitting competition on the day before the game wasn't the ideal way to prepare for a test match decider.
26 Oct 2024
Two runs behind. Five wickets down. I think I'll hit a six.
I've seen more brains in a pork pie.
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Chris John retweeted
1 Aug 2024
I blame FA Cup replays.
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Chris John retweeted
6 Jul 2024
Day one. Already a big mistake. Unelected cronyism. Nothing ever changes.
5 Jul 2024
Sir Patrick Vallance KCB has been appointed Minister of State (Minister for Science) in the Department for Science, Innovation and Technology @SciTechgovuk.
ALT Sir Patrick Vallance KCB appointed Minister of State (Minister for Science) in the Department for Science, Innovation and Technology.
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Campbell is wrong and Dorries is right, grammatically. So you'd say, for example, 'less than a handful of WMD were found' and 'fewer than one million Iraqis died' x.com/lemonadelush/status/18…
4 Jul 2024
Loved Campbell correcting Nadine Dorries for using less instead of fewer
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Chris John retweeted
4 Jul 2024
Flicking between BBC, ITV, and C4 and there isn’t a single likeable presenter.
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Chris John retweeted
19 Apr 2024
Jurgen Klopp’s legacy will be one Covid title and helping to kill the fa cup
26 Jan 2020
"I can't believe Jurgen Klopp won't take charge of the team and the youth team will be playing. I'm really disappointed."
Jurgen Klopp and Liverpool's first team won't feature in their replay with Shrewsbury.
Thoughts?
Watch #FACup highlights
👉 bbc.in/3aMwuHt
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Chris John retweeted
13 Apr 2024
Please sack Bairstow from cricket for the love of god and save us from the misery of watching him bat #IPL2024
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Chris John retweeted
13 Apr 2024
Jonny Bairstow:-
For PBKS For England
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Chris John retweeted
3 Apr 2024
📚 Exciting News! 🎉
The commemorative book celebrating 50 years of the 5th Swindon Boys' Brigade is here!
Filled with cherished memories & photographs, it's perfect for ex-members & Swindon history buffs alike
Available through @BBArchiveTrust here: thebbmuseum.org/product-cate…
ALT 5th Swindon Boys' Brigade 50th Anniversary
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