Helping the fine folks of NC vote! If you're waiting in line let us know because a full belly = full ballot! #ncpol #yourvotecountsNC #dcovotes #nobullivoted
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9 Nov 2022
Looks like Boebert will be firing up an Onlyfans account in January.
24 Apr 2022
Ben Simmons sitting over there looking like a bag of Freeze Pops with that outfit
12 Apr 2022
When the kid takes the last slice of pizza without even asking.
12 Apr 2022
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11 Apr 2022
Six months after leaving the White House, Jared Kushner secured a $2 billion investment from a fund led by the Saudi crown prince.
$2 billion. And Kushner worked in the Trump regime on determining US foreign policy. But let’s talk more about Hunter Biden’s lap top 🤦🏻♀️
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17 Mar 2022
Could the best game of the tournament happen before the tournament starts?
16 Mar 2022
A tradition unlike any other. No, not The Masters. The annual search to find truTv on the channel listing cause you’ve not looked at that channel since last March Madness
19 Dec 2021
Very sly of YoutubeTv to ask ‘why are you canceling service? That whole no ESPN thing?’ You jokers see what’s on my DVR: Basketball and Joe Pera Talks To You. JOE PERA AIN’T GONE MISSING!!!
1 Oct 2021
When I open the freezer and there is ONE SPOONFUL of ice cream left....
1 Oct 2021
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22 Sep 2021
When they won’t take my coupon at Arby’s because it is expired
22 Sep 2021
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3 Sep 2021
When I bring in those fajitas off the grill......
3 Sep 2021
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19 Aug 2021
When I roll into Kohl's right before that Kohl's Cash is about to expire.....
19 Aug 2021
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18 Feb 2021
I'm just trying to be a good dad. You know by flying my kids down to Cancun on a whim. Totally relatable, amirite?
#CancunCruz
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9 Feb 2021
they got duke and notre dame playing at 4:30 like they're from a conference with a four letter acronym.
11 Jan 2021
Dear GOP,
I get it. It's fun to dance with a snake. People watch and are like, "Wow, look at that guy with the snake! He's really cool!"
But when the snake starts biting you, it's time to put the snake down. Or maybe in a cage.
For those bad with metaphors, the snake is Trump
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6 Jan 2021
Videos, photos show protestors inside the US Capitol wwlp.com/news/videos-photos-…
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17 Dec 2020
Going thru some old files and found this gem. Thought everyone in Durham might enjoy this @Bull_City_News callback. shout out @zielazinski for this awesome work!