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Gavi on sunday when he sees the Madrid players fighting themselves instead of him
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Tried flushing my poo down the toilet but it immediately came back up

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Tried the José Mourinho gimmick on a 3/10 and she left me for my best friend the moment she turned into a 10/10
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tried "congrats on the win" gimmick on Ivorian fine shyt and she said she's Irish

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Tried the José Mourinho gimmick on a 3/10 and she left me for my best friend the moment she turned into a 10/10
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This Spain vs Cabo Verde match

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Sent her a "felt cute might delete later" pic and she told me to delete it now

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changed a baddie’s flat tire and she drove off with her boyfriend

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doing the no celebration gimmick in a world cup game

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Tried my luck bargaining at a local Chinese store and got a better price for code switching.

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Fuck it if he wins the World Cup let’s rename Wyoming to Pochettino
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 USMNT coach Mauricio Pochettino is rumored to be granted U.S. citizenship if the team wins the World Cup.
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twitter is a place
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Clicked the link in bio and got free cookies

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sent a "me and who?" vid to oomf and she blocked me

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“you can only celebrate your country’s goals” me after Curaçao scored:

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tried buying fake jerseys from a chinese site and they stole my credit card info

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opened notes and saw my "2026 goals" and I haven't started any of them

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Lived it. Loved it. Farewell beautiful game.
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Used to be @TheAntagoni3t before account got xooged please repost when you come across this I'm tryna find old mutuals ❤️
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My girlfriend moaned her ex's name while we were doing it

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