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https.sleeper-dox!✨👾
@bitchiwaspluto
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https.sleeper-dox!✨👾
@bitchiwaspluto
May 7
Gavi on sunday when he sees the Madrid players fighting themselves instead of him
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@Segunutd7
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Tried flushing my poo down the toilet but it immediately came back up
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@bitchiwaspluto
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32 likes In 4 hours CR7 of twitter
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@bitchiwaspluto
8h
Tried the José Mourinho gimmick on a 3/10 and she left me for my best friend the moment she turned into a 10/10
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@ThereallMojo
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tried "congrats on the win" gimmick on Ivorian fine shyt and she said she's Irish
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@bitchiwaspluto
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Tried the José Mourinho gimmick on a 3/10 and she left me for my best friend the moment she turned into a 10/10
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@KojiReekz
9h
This Spain vs Cabo Verde match
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@NMalick09
10h
Sent her a "felt cute might delete later" pic and she told me to delete it now
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@TweetByMoe
9h
changed a baddie’s flat tire and she drove off with her boyfriend
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@ThereallMojo
Jun 15
doing the no celebration gimmick in a world cup game
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@Cwhyiano
14h
Tried my luck bargaining at a local Chinese store and got a better price for code switching.
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@Delvir_1
Jun 14
Fuck it if he wins the World Cup let’s rename Wyoming to Pochettino
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@Coinvo
Jun 14
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 USMNT coach Mauricio Pochettino is rumored to be granted U.S. citizenship if the team wins the World Cup.
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@wembenyamai7
Jun 14
twitter is a place
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@Cwhyiano
Jun 14
Clicked the link in bio and got free cookies
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@JhonCartel59ex
Jun 14
sent a "me and who?" vid to oomf and she blocked me
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@Antagoni3t
Jun 14
“you can only celebrate your country’s goals” me after Curaçao scored:
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Mojo
@ThereallMojo
Jun 14
tried buying fake jerseys from a chinese site and they stole my credit card info
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Mojo
@ThereallMojo
Jun 14
opened notes and saw my "2026 goals" and I haven't started any of them
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@bitchiwaspluto
Jun 10
Lived it. Loved it. Farewell beautiful game.
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@Antagoni3t
Jun 1
Used to be
@TheAntagoni3t
before account got xooged please repost when you come across this I'm tryna find old mutuals ❤️
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@bitchiwaspluto
Jun 10
My girlfriend moaned her ex's name while we were doing it
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