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bitowl retweeted
1 Jul 2023
To address extreme levels of factory building, we've applied the following temporary limits:
- factories may only consume 6000 MW of power / day
- players can only build 600 conveyor belts / day
- you can no longer pet the lizard doggo
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bitowl retweeted
2 Dec 2022
Overriding the proprietary prompt of OpenAI’s ChatGPT to make it:
1. sass you
2. scream
3. talk in an uwu voice
4. be distracted by a toddler while on the phone with you
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bitowl retweeted
2 Oct 2022
(Credit goes to @docky for the idea)
ALT The “this is fine” cartoon with the dog in a burning room, but the speech bubble instead says “this is affine”, and the images have affine distortion.
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bitowl retweeted
16 Sep 2022
I grew up in the golden age of SQL injections but GPT3 injections just hit different 🤣
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bitowl retweeted
A little something we've been working on for the past 2 years in complete secrecy.
youtu.be/sahskKAxSCY
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bitowl retweeted
6 Feb 2022
A quick thread on in the importance of being careful what data you share - even if you're the Queen. Today, Her Maj tweeted this lovely picture, gor bless er, etc. You might think that the contents of the red box would be official business. And you'd be right. 1/6
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every stated advantage of NFTs, dismantled by the very people shilling them:
- they were stolen
- centralized platforms blacklisted them (they can't be resold), based on the former owner's word
- the former owner still uses the avatar they lost, insisting it's still theirs really
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bitowl retweeted
12 Jun 2021
The pretend code on the laptop screen in the stock photo at developer.bbc.com is user-editable.
18 Feb 2021
Whats something silly you've done in your career that still makes you laugh?
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- User submits a mysterious clipboard issue
- @PathogenDavid patiently digs into system locales, encoding conversions, line-endings etc., fails to repro but somehow finds a fix involving line-endings format.
- Someones shows up with an answer *ouch*
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bitowl retweeted
3 Feb 2021
It is entertaining to look through WebKit's "check if you're on a major site we recognize and patch some stuff accordingly" source file:
github.com/WebKit/WebKit/blo…
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bitowl retweeted
9 Jan 2021
i'm not sure if anyone who bought the European PS4 Retail version of Untitled Goose Game noticed this
but if you did, i'm sorry. there's a very obvious explanation
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bitowl retweeted
5 Jan 2021
"When will AI reach human-level intelligence?" they asked, not realizing the AI had blown right past us to a higher plane of consciousness. openai.com/blog/dall-e/
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bitowl retweeted
8 Nov 2020
here, have a coordinate system chart~
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