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Named After BJ Armstrong @bjtakes

ball knower?

Joined October 2023
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Named After BJ Armstrong@bjtakes
2 Sep 2025
Full Standings Playoff and Award Predictions
Named After BJ Armstrong@bjtakes
7 Aug 2025
2025 NFL Record Prediction Thread
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The Kings firing Mike Brown was never a good idea
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Fym ouu shii
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Damn the knicks actually did it
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My tl has been filled with total slop the past few days
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Phil mickelson absolutely destroyed his reputation
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Guppi@guppisound
Jun 12
Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers
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Genius
lea@gaydotlea
Jun 11
its so cool the three cities ive lived in make a triangle
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Yeah
sophia@sophihanauer
Jun 11
homem depois de gozar vira a pessoa mais assexual do mundo
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🪩🎲🍒@expired_grl
Jun 10
maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette
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Pitching wedge. I know that makes me sound like a jackass but for some reason I hit that club way better than every other club
NUCLR GOLF
@NUCLRGOLF
Jun 10
🚨⛳️🏌️ #DISCUSSION — What club in your bag goes 140 yards? 🤔
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The Iowa Hawkeyes
@TheIowaHawkeyes
Jun 9
So fresh, so clean. ✨ @IowaWBB x @IowaHoops
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David Burge
@iowahawkblog
Jun 8
This is Noah Shannon, model citizen, slated to be Hawkeye senior defensive captain 2023. He had guilt pangs for having bet $10 on the Iowa Women's Basketball team in the 2023 NCAA tournament. The only bet he ever made. He turned himself in to coaches for the transgression who forwarded it to the NCAA. They ruled him inelligible for the entire season, effectively ending his career. If the NCAA allows someone else to play after making thousands of bets, including many on his own team, I am going to fucking riot
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Nelson Brands@nelson_brands
Jun 8
And three $5 bets on Iowa Football got me BANNED???
ESPN
@espn
Jun 8
Breaking: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season. Sorsby cannot play in Texas Tech's first two games, which was the penalty his legal team suggested to the NCAA.
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iLumpE
@iLumpee
Jun 7
it’s fucked up that a single serving of 12 beers is about 2400 calories
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Keith Murphy
@KeithMurphy
Jun 8
Imagine being one of the Cyclones or Hawkeyes with far less egregious wagering who were never able to play NCAA football again.
ESPN
@espn
Jun 8
Breaking: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season. Sorsby cannot play in Texas Tech's first two games, which was the penalty his legal team suggested to the NCAA.
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Iowa Men's Basketball
@IowaHoops
Jun 8
The squad is here. 🙂‍↕️ Day 01 🔜
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I don’t think he’ll ever be a “good” golfer. I think the one knock on him is that he’s not super fluid which will make it tough to be a good golfer
claire de lune@ClaireMPLS
Jun 7
it took lebron like two seconds to be good at this sport lol just a freak athlete
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Finally got 82-0 but it was with the stats on so it doesn’t count unfortunately
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Deadass find someone like Vince wilfork who is huge and athletic and can move
Brian Onorio
@brianonorio
Jun 7
Still don’t understand why we don’t do this.
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We jumping and hugging like little kids
SleeperGolf
@SleeperGolf
Jun 7
Hypothetical: you and a buddy are playing a round of golf. You hit your first ace ever. You go crazy obviously. Then your buddy steps up and hits an ace as well on the same hole in the same round. What are you feeling in that moment? Bros for life? Upset to share the moment?
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