Marketing that delivers, tech that innovates, ideas that inspire, and an obsession with baseball.
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Jun 12
How long until people start talking about who the first quadrilionaire is going to be?
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Jun 5
Brands think video demos or video tutorials will save time and money. They are horrible. In person presentations are about 100x more valuable, and you can ask questions, and are focussed.
Just because making a training video is easier and cheaper doesnt mean it is better!
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Jun 1
So hey, @unboundevent – You guys were hacked. And I guess my complimentary pass in invalid.
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May 21
Reviews have gotten out of control.
At the end of an eBay purchase you are asked to review the seller.
Today, after giving the review to the seller, eBay asked me to review their review process.
Stop it!!!!!
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May 16
There are ~126,596 baseball fields in the USA:
- MLB stadiums: 29
- MiLB stadiums: 119
- MLB rookie/complex fields: 38
- Indy: 46
- NCAA: 942
- NAIA: 195
- NJCAA/JC: 408
- High school: 16,110
- Town, municipal, youth, park & rec: 108,000
Play ball!
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May 15
If sports "experts" were actually good at predicting outcomes, they would be legally gambling and millionaires, or working for FanDuel or DraftKings – not predicting scores for your local newspaper or weekend sports network.
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May 12
Pro tip: If you need to spell out the acronym in an ad, don't use the acronym.
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May 9
If people are paying $2000 to fix a water heater, its worth every penny.
If people are paying $9 for a coffee at Starbucks, its worth every penny.
If people keep shopping Amazon so Bezos can make billions, he deserves every penny.
Supply and demand. Stop complaining.
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May 7
Last quarter, FanDuel saw an increase in Average Monthly Users by 10%, and increase in Revenue Growth by 19%, year over year.
So more people are losing more money.
How do people not get that the more you bet, the more you lose? FanDuel is just skimming off the top!!
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May 6
If you buy a new car, the dealership profits between $1500–$3000.
If you finance, they will earn an additional $2500, their share of interest from the bank.
Saying you'll pay cash is not a flex. Don't let the dealer know this while negotiating. They will lose half their profit.
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Apr 23
I dont need your AI chatbot.
ChatGPT already has all the info your chatbot has, and I looked there first.
How about some human interaction from an American!
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Apr 20
Nike needs to go all in on "Just do it" and not settle for "Just do it if you're up for it."
@Nike
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Mar 28
Parents who throw a screen in front of the face of their screaming kid to calm them down should not be able to breed further.
And nobody worse than the parents who do it on a plane with volume on full blast.
Use your words, Mr. & Mrs. Parent.
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Mar 25
This @CruiseNorwegian ship is at least 10 miles away from Jamaica, and thus, its polution contribution is just gross.
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Feb 20
This is fantastic. Marketing with the win.
Feb 17
We've all been targeting 10,000 steps a day because some Japanese pedometer company thought the character for 10,000 (万) looks like a person walking 😆
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Feb 13
Salmon jerkey for humans - $109.89.
Salmon jerkey for dogs - $8.99.
Make it make sense.
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