I don’t sleep. I just dream.
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18 Jun 2025
If you're scrollin by and ya happen to see this.... take a moment to stop and..... brood mysteriously….
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Kane Parsons has officially retired from filmmaking to become a detective instead.
“This is my true passion see..”
He is only 20 years old.
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MOOT FUSION (fusing accounts what happen to follow each other)
The Mysterious Fucking Detective @bladesbaseee
Skeletons posting @SkeletonPosts
"i'll tell ya this kid, if you go in the wrong place in the night city, well you just might become bone meal"
ALT the mysterios fucking skeleton, drawn in krita
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“What is this….”
“Hmm… possibly a cheeseburger…. and maybe a tea… no… a soda… definitely a soda see….”
“You’ve cracked the case again Detective…. well done….”
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“Gun to your head name” this or “gun to your head name” that but… no one’s asked……. who’s putting these guns to everyone’s heads?…….
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Having trouble solving this case…
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I was gettin pinched all day yesterday for “not wearing green”….. I don’t even know what “green” is! Jeez louise……
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The Smiling Friends?…. Dead?….. But…. who killed them….
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Top two suspects…. Zach Hadel and Michael Cusack…. also known by their mob names “PsychicPebbles” and “CusackCreatures”…… but if these are just the triggermen… who’s the boss…
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Mysterious Valentines detectives…. have a good day all alone……. brooding………
open.spotify.com/playlist/6b…
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Finally getting the recognition we deserve….. thank you Mr. Steam…. thank you….
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When you walk into a detectives house…
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I haven’t solved a single case since last year….. I’m fallin apart damnit…..
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26 Dec 2025
Have a Mysterious Christmas everyone….. I’ll be watching…….
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25 Dec 2025
*SNAP*
FINALLY! I GOT HIM! I GOT SANT-….
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Who is that…..
24 Dec 2025
12/24/25….
Santa…. I’ve been tracking him for many years…. my greatest case….. but it ends tomorrow….. I will prove Santa is real once and for all…..
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25 Dec 2025
The only “game” you need is solving…… mysteries….
these are the only three games I have on my phone someone give me recommendations
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24 Dec 2025
12/24/25….
Santa…. I’ve been tracking him for many years…. my greatest case….. but it ends tomorrow….. I will prove Santa is real once and for all…..
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22 Dec 2025
You should always call me first…..
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The Mysterious Fucking Detective retweeted
22 Dec 2025
The Mysterious Fucking Detective:…
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*me having a very specific problem*
The Mysterious Fucking Detective:…..
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The Mysterious Fucking Detective retweeted
9 Dec 2025
Finished the comic @bladesbaseee
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