🇨🇦 in 🇬🇧 - Assistant Headteacher in a fab Suffolk school - CPD/ITT/Wellbeing/MFL - bass player for @thekickslive, views very much my own. #itfc #bluejays

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Hang it in the Louvre. #itfc
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JUST RUN UP AND HIT IT!
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Fair play to @CPFC - always said it, proper club, proper fans.
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It would truly sum up Middlesbrough's season collapse if having dropped out of the top 2, lost in the play-offs, got reinstated into the play-off final, still somehow contrive to NOT get promoted.
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We dared to dream, but yet again Scottish football is as predictable as it has ever been.
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70 MPs is still only 17% of the Parliamentary Labour Party.
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After all Starmer has done Lifting the Party off of its knees after the Corbyn years Ridding it of racism Saving it from financial ruin Making it credible for government Delivering a landslide victory And now less than 2 of a 5 year term his MPs have turned on him Makes me weep
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Unreal ITFC promotion banger from Ipswich’s own Booda French - so many good bars in this… 👀🔥💙 Filmed & edited by @GreyhCreative 👏 #itfc @IpswichTown @twtduk @BlueMondayITFC @KingsofAnglia @IpswichTownFans
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So these play-offs have really been great so far.
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“Nige? Nige? Are you about?” #itfc
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Loving your work.
2003-04 had 13 pens. 12 scored, one saved #ITFC
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This is laughable.
This is exactly what we need and I will happily give evidence. When I arrived at the Home Office in September 2022, the number of work and study visas issued the previous year had already exceeded 1,000,000. The Boriswave was flooding the country. This was a catastrophe. I went into government with a clear plan to cut net migration. If we moved quickly, we could bring the numbers down before a General Election, I hoped. Yet I was blocked repeatedly by Conservative Prime Ministers and Conservative Cabinet Members. No Minister can act unilaterally- you need Cabinet approval and the Tory Wets kept resisting. I kept working to persuade, to push, to lobby, to get changes. I managed to secure the first set of changes (on student dependents) in May 2023. These were the first ever changes to begin the reversal of the Boriswave. Not nearly enough, but a start. I did not give up. I continued to lobby for the fuller set of changes (salary threshold increase, lower caps etc) but was constantly blocked by the Chancellor, Health, Education, Business and Agriculture departments, and the PM. It became one of my big disputes with the PM, and one reason he dismissed me. The PM eventually introduced some of my proposed changes after I left office. But it was all too little, too late. I will stand by my record any day.
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"But for a small surcharge we have booked East Anglia's leading mime artist who will act out the highlights of the game."
Just for your information we don’t show the football as we don’t have a TV. Cheers 💙🤍🤣🤣🍺🍺 #topwork #itfc
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The Reform Guide to Patriotism Step 1: Complain Britain is a “third world shithole” while living in the world’s 6th largest economy with free healthcare, free education, clean water and a functioning democracy. Step 2: Worship billionaires who don’t pay tax in Britain then blame immigrants on minimum wage for ruining the economy and your life. Bonus points if your hero is a crypto bro, a convicted fraudster or an American tech mogul who would never set foot within a thousand miles of your town. Step 3: Hate London with every fibre of your being despite not having visited since a school trip to the National History Museum. Call it a “foreign city” and deny it’s one of the world’s great capitals, the global centre of finance, culture, theatre, music and sport that generates a quarter of the UK’s entire GDP and quietly pays for your roads, your hospitals and your benefits. Disown it because you saw a TikTok. Step 4: Share hideously designed memes over and over again. Ideally featuring AI generated angry crowds with mashed up faces carrying upside down flags. Or barrel chested bulldogs. Step 5: Cheer every piece of bad news about your own country like you’ve won the lottery. Crime stats, NHS queues, potholes, you love it all. If it’s not true share it anyway. If something goes well pretend it didn’t happen. The only time you’re proud to be British is when you’re telling everyone how awful it is. Step 6: Discover Christianity despite not setting foot in a church since your mate’s wedding in 2014. Post about “defending Christian values” then spend the rest of the day calling strangers c*nts online. Step 7: Shout “Britain is broken” every single day while devouring GB News and trashing the BBC. Get your worldview from a channel owned by a foreign hedge fund or tax-dodging non-dom aristocrats. Step 8: Import American MAGA culture war talking points from people who couldn’t find Britain on a map and still insult your military, your cities and your food. Then call everyone else a traitor. Step 9: Obsess about boats in the Channel, the EU and the state of the entire developing world despite having practically zero personal experience of any of them. Step 10: Vote Reform, a party with no policies that benefit you or survive contact with a calculator. Then wonder why nothing changes. Bonus: Change your profile pic to a lion with a Union Jack painted on its face or a historically inaccurate crusader, misspell sovereignty in your bio and tell a stranger on the internet to “wake up” at least three times before lunch.
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Book a stadium tour of Carrow Road - new dates now available. Terms and conditions will most definitely apply 😬
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Architects of our own downfall. #itfc
GOAL: 3-3 Stoke - Smit (90 5) Furlong with a miskick, Cajuste grabs at Cisse in the box and Smit tucks away the penalty. Sickener.
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Pretty sure I sat in something like that at Maine Road once?
Just saw a photo of BMO's temporary seating. Respectfully, you couldn't pay me to climb, stand or sit on that.
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