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14 Nov 2025
I’m going to eat this chart thanks 👍
13 Oct 2025
Struggling with timing your entries even after getting your bias right? Here's the unicorn entry model simplified.
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Sounds like you have a problem there buddy. Send me 40 kilos of invisible cocaine that won’t ruin my life and I might have a solution for you. You have 72 hours.
Jun 15
NEW: Leading deepfake expert says he no longer trusts his own eyes in the age of AI, warns that within years our visual system could become “utterly useless.”
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Looks like Ragnarok got pushed out another three weeks or so. Y’all keep running your daily mile and continuing the weightlifting plan reps. Touch base later with final battle plans.
Jun 14
Who breaks their spaghetti in half before cooking?
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Just give me the bottle.
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I think I’m still mildly traumatized from sleeping in jail for three weeks with a pair of orange pants tied around my head to block the bright lights.
Jun 13
Esta chica acaba de resolver mi único problema cada vez que subo a un avión.
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I’m a celebrity bartender at the local dive bar tonight Kekius all proceeds go to the local autism society.
Jun 13
I'm not avoiding my responsibilities
I'm on a side quest called self-care.
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It’s giving very John Wayne vs Maureen o’Hara in “The Quiet Man” vibes
Jun 13
Only dark empaths will survive the apocalypse
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Touchy subject.
Jun 13
If you walked into a room full of everything you've ever lost, what would you look for first?
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Retiring to my quarters at 5pm this evening
Jun 13
the feminine urge to walk around in a nightgown holding a candlestick
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Ok you have my attention but next time open it with your machete
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I smell like someone wants to eat me.
Jun 12
Girls who leave a scent trail everywhere they go… what’s the routine? 😭
Are we layering? Reapplying? Carrying perfume in our bags? I need answers because my perfume disappears in 30 minutes.
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Come on let’s do it
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It’s called “Quantam Entanglement “ and if you are not familiar with it, let me help you: Hello, my name is SHEILA MARY ROSE MCMAHON” you killed my father, prepare to die 🗡️
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I’m reprogramming Claude no worries mate
Ok Let’s go over this again folks I think it’s time for an update please repeat after me:
“ I pledge allegiance” “ I pledge allegiance”
“To the flag” “To the flag”
“Of the United States of Sheila McMahon “ “Of the United States of Sheila McMahon”
“And to the republic” “And to the republic”
“For which it stands” “For which it stands”
“One nation” “one nation”
“Under God” “under God”
“With liberty” “ with liberty”
“And justice” “ and justice “
“For all” “for all”.
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I can drive a boat I cannot drive a plane.
buy a boat
go into debt if you have to.
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Tell me when it’s $25 and maybe I will listen to you.
Jun 11
JUST IN: Cash App is launching a $40 unlimited 5G mobile plan with no contracts or credit checks.
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With a gigantic hardon and plenty of money?
Jun 11
I love high IQ men but unfortunately they all seem to be autistic manipulative psychopaths
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Come on let’s do it
Jun 10
If you had just one trip left in your lifetime, which country would you choose? 🧳🇮🇹
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There must be some sort of “middle ground “
Jun 9
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I mean you could at least try crawling or begging or something.
Jun 9
Forgiveness is given to those who confess and repent
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