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Joined March 2012
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26 May 2024
Glasses strapped in; in the pit
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1 Jul 2023
Overheard, Sharknado is Fast & Furious but with sharks
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30 Oct 2022
Shenanigan slough
17 Sep 2022
Counting on your fingers like they are a new discovery before the drop
27 Apr 2022
Just heard a nasty burn on live tv. Reporter: covering "well done is better than well said" hat. Back to the studio. Lead: "Well said reporter"
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5 Feb 2022
Notification: Remember about Oxnard California. R-- ------ Oxnard opening Me: Phone play me Anderson Paak
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9 Jul 2021
Major News Company: Democracy Dies In Darkness - Article Headline Yadda Yadda - REGISTER TO READ ARTICLE
2 Jul 2021
Ridged toilet paper hits different
29 Apr 2021
These needle nose pliers aren't needle nosy enough
22 Jan 2021
"In recent decades, Moore’s Law from the side of online storage has caught up. [...] This means we have enough storage to not throw away information." eventmodeling.org/posts/what…
16 Jan 2021
"You wouldn't go a day without washing your hands but what about your nose" -nasal bidet tv commercial
12 Feb 2020
I think I did it cause it's today but my date picker in Sydney says it's tomorrow. Please don't ask me to explain it. #timezones #howdotheywork
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31 Dec 2019
Commit history, but for published news articles.
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12 May 2019
Software is great and all but have you produced another intangible story with no guarantee of value?
9 Feb 2019
Tapas but breakfast food
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31 Jan 2019
status.dominos.com @dominos this is important to me

31 Jan 2019
Yankee Doodle came to town riding on a pony, wore a money bag around his ass and filled it with guacamole
15 Jan 2019
And today in console warning news: Boooo is deprecated please use Yaaaay #nodemodules
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11 Jan 2019
Me: Surely, there must be something you can do. TypeScript Compiler: I’m sure. And stop calling me Shirley. #typescript #airplane
11 Jan 2019
Today I ran into a wild `undefined` and I did not die. `li class="ttabs__tab___1gHZ2 f5 fw5 tc pointer undefined"` https ://www.npmjs.com/package/react html line 53. Tune in tomorrow when I write a typescript `undefined` error that does kill me.
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