He runs year-round surveillance on minors,
maintains a behavioral database with no consent mechanism,
and conducts 2 billion warrantless entries annually.
The conspiracy is thinking he's NOT a three-letter asset.
Oh yeah? Santa isn't real? Then who comes down the chimney, eats the cookies, and gives the carrots to the reindoor?
You seriously think nearly every person on the planet is hiding the truth and is involved in this conspiracy?
Uh huh, sure. Santa non-believers make me SICK