I shine for @fizzlefer ππ | (she/they) Trans Horse Musician doing cringe and unhinged things on this hellsite | 18 MDNI | I: twinkwiife β¨ H: @acryweaver β¨
Everyone go get one and overpay because what do you mean these are Β£10 itβs basically theft go and support my little guy right NYYEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!
ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is carrying Blue on top of his head. Blue looks wide-eyed and stunned, completely wrung dry and shriveled, hanging limp like a rag.
Narration: How to revive an oversocialised introvert:
1. Gently remove from crowds.
Green gently lowers shriveled Blue into a metal stock pot. The pot's lid is leaning against the pot on the side.
Narration: 2. Place in a chilled, dark and quiet place, away from strong smells and sounds.
Sitting down to wait next to the now lidded pot, Green reads a newspaper.
Narration: 3. Let simmer until normal.
Green turns to look towards the pot as Blue peers out, still not fully recovered but now looking much more like his regular self.
Green: Feeling any better yet?
Blue: A little.
Kinda wanna eat something but Wegovy already kicked my ASS earlier today and also Iβm trying to shed as many lbs as I can for an upcoming wedding so what do I DOOOOO