solo staked validator. public school substitute teacher. playing w OSS tools and passing along to builders. DOGE.

Joined December 2017
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Camille 'not seducing vitalik for ETH' Corti retweeted
I could watch people doing this for several hours straight. I would happily accept one zillion of these videos beamed right into my eyeballs.

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Camille 'not seducing vitalik for ETH' Corti retweeted
After this moment, these men will statistically earn more, live longer, nearly halve their substance use, commit far less crime, and have their brains literally rewired for protection. Men need children. Children need fathers. Society needs both.

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Camille 'not seducing vitalik for ETH' Corti retweeted
Feb 13
Is this the same guy that runs the EF now? Batshit crazy if it is. web.archive.org/web/20250417…
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Camille 'not seducing vitalik for ETH' Corti retweeted
Feb 13
Replying to @anokariver
i often send good energy to the whole world and have been doing this since i was a kid i love us i'm rooting really hard for us
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Howard Lutnick is a liar and he brought his own children to Epstein Island and lied about it under oath. He was a neighbor and co-invested money in a business with Jeffrey. He is the secretary of commerce. In the United States of 🤮🤮🤮
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I like going to Christ church but unfortunately some people assume I'm homophobic bc of my regular attendance. There are homosexual people in church. They are trying to pray the "sexual" sin away, not the homo. Building bridges :) amen.
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I am standing up with children on a daily basis saying the pledge of allegiance. They should be able to trust the department of Justice is doing its job to serve them. I see a few Standing up for victims instead of their political careers. There will be accountability.
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Camille 'not seducing vitalik for ETH' Corti retweeted
Replying to @ThatEricAlper
My ex boyfriends used to make me CDs. The relationshps have gone but the CDs are forever
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Camille 'not seducing vitalik for ETH' Corti retweeted
The legal battles aren't over. I could still end up in prison. But as long as I can code, I will. Seed Vault Creator updates: → Encrypt & bundle files into your vault → Download ciphertext-only output for paper backup Also shipped Balance Scanner - a browser-only EVM wallet scanner (Ankr Moralis). Paste or CSV-import addresses, 10s scan pacing, live ETA, full token CSV export. No backend, API keys are session-only. Both fully client-side. Try them: Seed Vault App: gh-stole-my-rstormsf-acc.git… Balance Scanner Demo: gh-stole-my-rstormsf-acc.git…
Vibe coded a small app in the new Codex app by @OpenAI. 🪄 Spec: A standalone HTML tool for encrypting/decrypting seed phrases with multiple passphrases. To be honest, I’m curious how Codex actually makes its security decisions under the hood - is a "vibe coded" security tool actually useful, or is it a liability? Checking the source now. 🔐🤔 Source: github.com/gh-stole-my-rstor… Demo: gh-stole-my-rstormsf-acc.git…
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Camille 'not seducing vitalik for ETH' Corti retweeted
Replying to @TWOTIMESABITCH
The way you didn't use the breakup as an excuse to stop, you are effortlessly kind.
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Camille 'not seducing vitalik for ETH' Corti retweeted
Replying to @TWOTIMESABITCH
Wonderful story God has a plan for your life you sowed seeds into that young man and now he’s graduating high school God will bless you
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Camille 'not seducing vitalik for ETH' Corti retweeted
Replying to @TWOTIMESABITCH
💜 this is so sweet. That baby loves you forever now. I told my husband if we ever separated, we won't, but if we ever did I'd have to have weekend visitation with my bonus babies. 😂
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Camille 'not seducing vitalik for ETH' Corti retweeted
Replying to @TWOTIMESABITCH
It takes a village. This is proof positive that God puts people in our lives for reasons only He knows. Perhaps the only reason you met and dated that cheater for 9 months was so that baby and his mom could be introduced into your life. I love it when a good plan comes together.
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Camille 'not seducing vitalik for ETH' Corti retweeted
Replying to @TWOTIMESABITCH
She chose peace over pettiness and ended up with a graduation invite 9 years later. That’s not just kindness, that’s main character energy. The haters are punching air rn.
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Camille 'not seducing vitalik for ETH' Corti retweeted
Replying to @TWOTIMESABITCH
I stayed unpaid childcare for my cheating ex’s kid long after we broke up just so his other ex could finish nursing school. Now the kid is graduating and I’m the guest of honor. Some call it being a "doormat," I call it breaking the cycle of shitty fatherhood. Stay mad.
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Camille 'not seducing vitalik for ETH' Corti retweeted
crazy thing i did in my 20s. i dated a guy who had a lil boy. he used to have him every weekend when the mom works. he never really watch the kid; just dropped him to me. fast forward 9 months later and he cheated. we broke up. then i got a call from his ex crying and begging me to watch him so she could work. if she can’t work then she would have to drop out of nursing school. i said yes. continue watching him for like 8 months for free. he’s graduating high school this year and i’m invited
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Camille 'not seducing vitalik for ETH' Corti retweeted
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Camille 'not seducing vitalik for ETH' Corti retweeted
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Gemini is helping me execute on so many things y'all It's like having a lawyer, a business developer, a nurse and psychiatrist at my disposal. A very coherent executive team. And I am seeing (seer) so far into the future after quitting THC.
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