🧵 Thread: Why onchain poker was “impossible”… until EigenCompute
1/6 — The Core Problem
Everyone said real on-chain poker was impossible:
❌ Private cards
❌ Instant gameplay
❌ Trustless payouts
❌ Developer experience
Blockchains weren’t built for this.
Until now.
I'm excited to launch something I've wanted to build for years
Unveiling my latest cook: CLOUT CARDS
Everyone wonders when crypto apps that people want to use are going to show themselves. I got tired of waiting, so I built something I'd want to use every day
I picked something that was traditionally hard to do onchain, and difficult to do right with trusted computation: Crypto Poker
Clout Cards is gasless, verifiably fair, socially integrated to X, and realtime
No more high gas costs, no more shady databases, no more botted tables
Check out our testnet alpha at CLOUTCARDS (dot) FUN