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blormpy @blormpy

welcome to my flow state

Joined November 2016
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blormpy@blormpy
4 Mar 2021
when you fucking on somebody who just drank a ton of water and theyre sloshing around.. teehee come hither my little super soaker
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blormpy@blormpy
26 May 2025
the charismatic autistic finds freedom on the wings of an ipad
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blormpy@blormpy
7 May 2025
no more pole on instagram. I do not like seeing women dizzy themselves, it is self harm
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blormpy@blormpy
6 May 2025
I am proud to announce that today marks 2 years since I last spent money! Divesting from capitalism is hard but it's amazing what you can accomplish through a mix of dumpster diving, emotional manipulation and guzheng busking
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blormpy@blormpy
15 Mar 2025
65 years old making spin art
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@Rainmaker1973
14 Mar 2025
Artist Simon Bull is considered a colorist for his use of radiant colors and gestural painting styles. This technique uses a rotating table to obtain captivating geometric effects. [📹 simonbullart]
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blormpy@blormpy
15 Jan 2025
i had to grind for this view
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blormpy@blormpy
13 Jan 2025
Yesterday I experienced a parent's worst nightmare. My son was kicked out of Sunday school for referring to Christ's holy wounds as "stigmussy"
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blormpy@blormpy
19 Dec 2024
i grew up making slushies out of soda and orange crush. scientists looked at my gut flora last week and said "we've never seen anything like this"
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blormpy@blormpy
10 Dec 2024
do not fw me because i know 4-600 lesbians that will slide on you and they ALL have "haircuts "
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blormpy@blormpy
10 Dec 2024
hi! im a US citizen, would any foreign governments want me to try and get any intelligence for you ? i just feel like theres a lot going on over here
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blormpy@blormpy
10 Dec 2024
getting your sillies out to the point that it puts you in danger>>>>
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blormpy@blormpy
8 Dec 2024
they should make a movie about this guy
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blormpy@blormpy
5 Dec 2024
should i be concerned if after my psychological evaluation i saw one of the doctors mouth "immediate termination" into a walkie talkie
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blormpy@blormpy
4 Dec 2024
the cashier at lowes clocked me as oddly appealing
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blormpy@blormpy
29 Nov 2024
how is "conductor" a real job in the orchestra. like you're telling me those guys don't know the songs until someone waves a little stick around. yeah right
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blormpy@blormpy
19 Nov 2024
a lot of yall would start flossing if it would increase the tensile strength of your hole by 6.35% 😂 gingivitis ass...... -- the desk of the sexual dentist
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blormpy@blormpy
13 Nov 2024
we've corrupted he concept of gaslighting into something that only evil manipulators do but it's also just an extremely important tool for communicating with your boss
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blormpy@blormpy
6 Nov 2024
save me latina tesla
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blormpy@blormpy
4 Nov 2024
she scaled my kinsey now i gotta get my bechdel tested 🤒
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blormpy@blormpy
31 Oct 2024
crazy how he paved the way for male lesbians in so many ways
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blormpy@blormpy
19 Oct 2024
why did Obama lowkey have that T-boy swag.......
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