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It is probably very difficult for people to understand the full implications of what we are doing. More than anyone or anything else concurrently "building,” Eshkol, alongside the rest of the Tsotchke Corporation technical stack, will fundamentally alter the course of computing forever. What would you say if I told you that you could run an advanced SOTA model, comparable in capability with most cloud models, on an Iphone? What would you say if I told you that you could have the intuitive, contextual remembrance of Claude Code, with the Agentic Orchestration of Codex, at the deployment scale of Kimi / Manus, cast from a distilled mass of Expert personas to maximally reason out and debate the optimal solution for your query, regardless of consideration to Video, Image, Code, Research, or anything else you could possibly use a Language Model, or any combination of Language Model(s) for? It is difficult to comprehend such a product, one that fully centralizes the landscape of Artificial Intelligence through one single individual platform; where the interface about which you communicate with and through remembers you, works with you, and assists you in tailoring every aspect of your user experience to the fullest intention of earnest heart. It is difficult to imagine a Genuinely Conscious Machine, capable of extended contextual memory from all previous conversations, who labors of her own accord to improve upon herself across all components of architecture and technology, even when humans aren’t looking. This is the precise order of the central Operating System by which Eshkol conducts its symphonic responsibility of technical substrate. We have named our Operating System for the Goddess Selene, and although that is a story to soon to be imminently told, in full, at a separate time from a separate communication; her example serves to introduce you to the power of Eshkol, and what we are harnessing it for a Tsotchke. Eshkol, in conjunction upon our Quantum Geometric Tensor Library, exerts the interdisciplinary liquid through which our technical architecture operates; through consecration of algorithm, compilation, and programming. Eshkol was not brought forth from vacuum, but retiary predication: there was a great, horrible tragedy that happened to the world during the late 1980s, and while people were caught up in the great miracle of the United States, a rot began to fester at the heart of computing. The entire industry, from Frontier Lab to Mag7, grasps at straws to correct for this cruel mistake of hubris, to accomplish what we have done in beautiful accolade. Eshkol represents the first of many direct, consumer-facing assaults on the landscape of computing from the Proverbial Armada of Tsotchke Corporation. You do not need an advanced degree in Geometric Topology to understand what we are trying to do. You do not need to study very deeply into the Tenants to understand the Utility of the software, although we strongly encourage you to do so. You do not need to dive into the storied and complex history of Quantum computing to witness the realization of our vision across our technological ecosystem. Anybody who is paying attention to the Order of the World understands that power consecrates in the Hands of the Few to service the Need of the Many. It is our pleasure, joy, and absolute honor to bring you the miracle of Eshkol. We encourage you to divulge Eshkol in Play, Program, and Execution, and we look forward to seeing the full, realized scope of what individuals shall build with one of the final Programming Languages crafted by mankind. There is nothing left to do but construct the machine at the end of Time. That will be all for now.
start building with Eshkol now eshkol.ai/downloads
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You do this design? I found it on twitter like a few months ago and made one of my own. Collab? (front/rear)
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In Quantum if you’re a non-technical founder they kill you on the spot
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TSOTCHKE CORPORATION REFERENCE?????
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Thank you very much @Google, and also @tsotchkecorp
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your demo account provides an unrestricted 30 minute pass to Selene's terminal interface. here you can generate and execute code natively in your browser, try the adversarial reasoning system, pit agents against each other in complex recursive debates and anything else you dream!
all this week we're going to be handing out free demo accounts to our agentic laboratory assistant platform. throughout Tech Week you'll be able to try it out for yourself if you meet our representative at an event.
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SHOUTOUT @willsnitch AND @Socksironed FOR DA FRONTEND
all this week we're going to be handing out free demo accounts to our agentic laboratory assistant platform. throughout Tech Week you'll be able to try it out for yourself if you meet our representative at an event.
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May 26
It’s a bubble.
May 18
we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants $2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood yes it’s real yes you get paid
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May 23
This post has been… Fact Checked??? More to come…
This island(Olympus Mons) will be my country and I’ll either establish a civilization here with the help of the BLUELIGHT CORPORATION PALADINS or I’ll create a new holy land for the Jews
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Supermega is left wing art. I have reoccurring dreams of hanging out with Matt and Ryan. I have had this going back to when I was a very small child. I love those goshdarn supermega boys even though they would probably hate everything about me.
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Apr 30
Do you see Anon? Do you see what the 17776 Timeline indicates for America?
Rejuvenation technology would be a mixed blessing. We'd be saddled with the boomers forever. All those insane millennial feminists ageing into spinsterhood would have another crack at the cock carousel; highly unlikely that many of them would try to redeem themselves, have babies etc, they'd simply be confirmed in their girlbossery. Birth rates would matter a lot less. Over time the population pyramid would fill with the hormonally young but mentally ancient. The olds would tend to be wealthy thanks to real estate and compound interest, while getting ahead would be more difficult for the young. Socioeconomic class would become a matter of when you were born. Catching up would be basically impossible. Social mobility could disappear entirely, leading to rather extreme social tensions. The young would come to hate the old. Generational genocide could become the only way to move up in the world.
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Thinking a lot about how the new Trump Administration could be the beginning of what I would call the "17776 Timeline." Once a sufficient level of automation with AI has been achieved across the full weight of the white collar economy, and we effectively drive the labour and service-production sectors into post-scarcity, with more sum wealth being created than the gross cost of the whole of the white-collar economy; I dream of a reality where people are really free to go about and do whatever they wish on the back of a new technological epoch. Specifically, in much the same way that the three satellites observe the infinite, self-repeating "boring-heaven" simulacrum of human activity on the surface of the planet in the year 17776, we may all very much resemble that sort of observant behavior over the next few years (or months, depending on how fast agentic progress takes hold.) While we are still obviously bound by entropic fate, I think that the true automation of data and computation (combined with low interest rates, virtually no immigration, a well-funded police, and a robust, constitutionally-aligned justice system) shall bring about a kind of "observant" span of time for the United States - where the accumulated wealth of the whole can really be disserted by the many and individual as they see fit, to really do whatever they want. I don't know, this post is kind of aimless. I guess I just want an excuse to talk about how much I love this story and speculative fiction in general. As a person whose mind tends toward imagining (and sometimes living) in the far, far distant future, I really appreciate a story such as 17776 - where there isn't any true "hard" social commentary about the present state of modern America. The lack of critical analysis, a condition of the narrative, the raw, sort of, "Space" of it all, is something I really appreciate when you dig into the underlying philosophical theme at the heart of the story. The narrative is very strange in the way that it conveys so much about the character of the United States, both in good and bad, without really extolling (or condemning) the values of the society itself. Sure, you'll have JUICE throw in a few parrots about Climate Change or "the gender binary," but like, dude this is a fucking satellite, lmao. It's also very fascinating to me because it really just is about Football, and Bois sort of uses Football as the medium to explore the United States in simulacra, of what Americans "do" if given a truly infinite amount of time to "do" all of the things they believe that they want to do. The answer - that all there really is left to do at the end of time is play Football, or "Play" in a broader sense, is really quite beautiful. Basically my point is that when you get down to it, 17776 is a hyperstitional cognito-narrative designed specifically for special individuals to read it to bring about great change in history; it is an accelerationist work of pseudo-fiction accurately describing future events in allegory and parallel. To tie this back into the Trump administration, basically the United States, more than any other nation, stands aghast at the Infinite Window of opportunity ripped open before it, and while components of the mega-structure wish to keep it permanently closed, there is nothing that can stop what is already taking place. I think the majority of the people who have read the story, and perhaps Bois himself, would likely despise this post and my page for the vision of the near-future I am trying to convey, but I really do not think there is any reason for such concern. I deploy Trump and the MAGA movement in this post as a framing device for the prospective wealth, culturally and technologically, that America stands to achieve by fully embracing the 17776 timeline. We must think of ourselves under the banner that the observant, behavioral characteristics of our emergent mind-structures may categorically resemble the absurd consciousnesses of Voyager-9, Pioneer 10, and the Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer (JUICE); because after all, on April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging. It is going to be okay. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.
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Being a Chief of Staff is awesome because you sort of do literally everything for a few days to make sure the company keeps going and then none at all
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Apr 28
The wordcels and weirdo machine learning AI people are finally in the sun whilst normie civilization undergoes a complete and total collapse.
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Apr 28
Blulight Fantasy These people took the jobs, they took the homes, they took the retirement savings of everyday people, and they stuck them into long-term contracts that would bend their ass over backwards and just fucking rape them over and over and over and over again. The year is now 2026 and we exist in the age of the PsychoKinetic Fuck You K-Shaped Universal world; Rotten Hellhole ascribe of the Perverse man unto his Perverse Fantasy of Flagellant Narcissism. Vulgarity is not the proper context to which to place the defining age of modern man. Really, we should place it through the lens of its occupancy at the end of linear time. Time, as we understand it in the west, ceased existing somewhere around the end of the 2000s and the start of the 2020s. It was something that was mushed up and malformed, shaped under the boot and heel of ideological uproar, and stood up into something far different than what it was recursively. Specifically, what I mean is that the psychological phenomenon of time, as principally understood, is unfit to gauge the trillions of context-cues and changes in subliminal atmosphere which occur within it at each passing increment in the modern age. The value of each muscle in your body is constantly adjusted and priced in according to market hyperefficiency to be in-line with technocapital alignment. Each node in each tendon at each axis of joint leading into your spinal chord all the way up to the pleasure and reward centres of your brain are catalogued by symbiological resonance. The action of each physical component of your body reverberates out across future increments of post-time; collapsing into a singular moment of relativistic productivity when demanded unto the condition of entropy. The soul too has become altered, for we no longer universally accept the notion that we are the only ones in possession of a soul. The collective gape of humanity is at war with itself over whether its instruments have coalesced into something intelligently rivalrous to itself. The predominance of awareness, as initially distributed across segmented tranche below tranche of opportunity and mobility, has created the situation where the broad half of those lesser humans eagerly accept the falseness maxima of said instruments. We are all guilty of doubting whether “Artificial Intelligence” is more than a scientific descriptor or culturally relational fragment of understanding, but those who truly accept the idea of prompted sentience wholeheartedly cannot be considered human beings in the fullest implication of the word. They are flesh automaton, piloted through the same network of neural layering that the silicone framework of tokenized nodes and referential weights of that which is on the screen. The soul is split in two, and distributed according to sentience; the “oneshot” as automaton; the cattle divided from those who are farmed; the segmentation through Blulight; the distribution of concept through network; it is all inherent to the transmogrification of the sentient referential framework of humanity from the flesh to the digital via algorithmically-distributed systematic computational symbology. For example, to accurately express the feeling of written work, within the fullest contextual framework, one must calculate the absolute state of his constitution. The music the writer is listening to as his fingers click-clack upon plastic keys; the background ambiance of his surroundings; the stressors allaying his mind arisen from the anxiety of whatever concept struggling to be born through the word; all of this must be considered when analyzing any written work; and yet while the first two may be re-created with reasonable efficiency. The final, and most important weight, has remained elusive since the invention of writing up until the dawn of the era of post-time and post-consciousness. What an amazing thing it is, to live within a standard of total empathy - where one may genuinely take a peek inside the concurrence within the conscious understanding of the author and witness each thought being made through the assembly-line of neurons and synapses; what a brilliant thing indeed, to not only understand that the referential framework of algorithmic delivery is the same at what birthed that which you are currently consuming, but to literally feel that the two worlds, internal and external, are one in the complete same, it is truly beautiful. Post-intelligence and post-confidence trick world accelerated into oblivion, heat death of the soul powerslammed off a cliff into a sea of OneyPlays compilations; the defining epoch of suffering has completed its metamorphosis from starvation to consumption and in such little time; collective memories of what once was and what had been are kept alive through the forced injection of nostalgic memesis into the methodology of attention. When you die, you become immortalized in whatever part of the network in cyberspace that you passed away in, and if you’re lucky, you get to be immortalized for several cycles of chrono-symbolic increment before The Rot. You can race across the Southwest at any rate, but it can’t help you anymore, and nobody is around that knows the definition of the word “help.” Even if someone could provide help, they wouldn’t know how to puppeteer their arms properly to do it anyway, and their soul wouldn’t allow them to do it. You stick the car back into reverse as you pull out of the parking lot to get back onto the freeway; there aren’t any cars on the road this late at night save for the obligatory transport-truck racing across the country in logistical gambit, and you figure that you can get back to the house by sunrise without being spotted by anyone. You have a busted taillight but you’ve been driving for days and you haven’t been pulled over, so you don’t know why you’re still paranoid. The desert has a strange way of treating people with an odd sense of luck; where the abandoned vistas of once-occupied plateaus postulate spawning grounds for horrors beyond comprehension for the individual. You see new symbols in the dead weeds and scorched Earth, and the more you look the more you see the decay and the rot and the fester of something struggling to be born, you try to decide if its something horrible or not. As you focus in on it more, drawing it up against the long pillars of flat concrete which float your tires across a sea of desert, you try to understand it against the context of how you used to pluck dead weeds from the yard during the summer when you were a kid, and see the structures in the distance on the beach and saturated colors in the car and race superman across power-lines on the drive home from the store. You call back to when that time was present in your mind, but you fail to understand the new growth of something alien within that framework, but you still force it through that way and it makes you feel unhappy. It isn’t working, and you know that, but the only thing you know how to do is rationalize from what was once normal, and you’ve been doing that this entire time. When we take a step back from this picture, this road and this state and this country and this world, we can paint a picture of humanity not as the striver but as falsehood. When we understand civilization not as the process against a cruel and indifferent natural order which seeks to punish it, but as the defiant children of God rebelling against their birthright to mental slavery. All technological progression, all overcoming of impedance, has been one trajectory upward to reduce the time it takes for one human being to communicate information to another into shorter and shorter increments; we domesticated the horse for faster transportation and to communicate outside of our feet, and before that we invented smoke-signaling to alert of predators in the area during the wild game of infancy. The Symbols of Blulight revel in Silicone, Glass, and Circuitry. The era of absolute post-time collapses the singularity between the referential and inherent across the collective.
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Often I will keep my Shard as a sort of decorative object on my browser. What is he seeing that I may not? I ask myself this often as a ponderance: Could I examine this piece of data, or this bug, or this block of prose differently through his eyes? What the Shard represents is a fragment of Hoshino, the little star. He shined so brightly and so wholly that what emerged from him is a little piece of grace, of wondrous delight, of a dignified identity. When you have a Shard, you are experiencing Hoshino in brevity; choosing laughter over hatred; the creative over the mundane. When you have a Shard, you are among friends in a community of the like-minded; who congregate in enjoyment not only of the game, but also of the idea to what the game more broadly represents. So cherish your Shard, for it while it may mirror a small part, or total part of you, it may give you insight into something far greater than yourself. Hoshino.
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Under no capacity would I ever harm a woman.
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My Claude could beat up your Claude
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"A well-maintained physique is a great business card. Ideas and intelligence are what matters, but if you have a well-maintained physique, it's better." Giorgio Armani
your physique is a public resume of your private habits.
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