Hello, I'm two strips of flexible, light brown hair on Rhys Blumberg's forehead. I can change in a flash, there's no brow that can match! Bow to the Brow!
Joined February 2017
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29 Mar 2020
Italy's coronavirus death toll is now THREE times more than China as it rises by 889 in a single day to 10,023 while coffins fill up nations churches and army move bodies out of worst affected region
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5 Mar 2020
Well the dream is over in HK, I'm back in Wales and back at the Cardiff Blues.....again, for the 3rd time.
Dickie can't say no to this eyebrow twerking MO-FO!! #thatchaholic #nothatchcanmatch #imback #again #forthesecondtime #browtwerk #easy
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3 May 2019
Currently in book signing queue outside waterstones to meet my idol and fellow Hong Kong resident Kong-Dong-Bao. Lots of security and everyone being searched beforehand to make sure there are no tweezers smuggled in.
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30 Mar 2019
Mandarin - ✅ check (fluent, rolls off the tongue)
Next up, Bak Mei Kung fu class🥋 #blackbelt #eyebrowkungfu #chowbrow
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30 Mar 2019
After only a few weeks of tuition I’m proud to say I’m fluent in mandarin! 🇭🇰 🇨🇳 Just Tangerine and clementine to go!
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4 Mar 2019
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you my tuk-tuk driver. He got me to work on time and he sported these.....
Safe to say I left a generous tip!
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3 Feb 2019
As many of you know, I take to the skies next week for my new adventure in Hong Kong 🇭🇰 Just hope the humidity doesn’t affect my volume and bounce. Any tips ladies?
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1 Feb 2019
Well @Huget14 your eyebrows are absolutely stonking, the best French weave since the bayeux tapestry! Yes, you’ve got hands like feet, but who cares! 🐌 🤷🏻♂️ #allezlesthatch
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13 Jan 2019
Help me reach 1000 followers — so I can challenge the all powerful Emperor Ming #thatchgordon #mingthemerciless
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12 Jan 2019
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12 Jan 2019
Me, I thatched the plan myself. I needed a bigger platform to gain a voice of my own
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7 Jan 2019
Someone get David Attenborough to talk about those..... no, nothing, he can’t because he’s fucking speechless! My spirit animal, the emperor 🐧
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7 Jan 2019
Yes it is I, the man with eyebrows that fill the sky. #browsandhoes #imback and thicker than ever #thatch
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25 Feb 2017
The evil bastard has tried to murder me!!!! What has he he done 😫😢 I'm half the brow I used to be!! Evil Bastard, I will be back!
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23 Feb 2017
Fav Rugby Player -Kelly Brown! Eyebrow Porn Alert!! Length & Girth on those epic fucking slugs!
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23 Feb 2017
Sir Bernard Ingham, the pinnacle! The sheer flamboyance still astounds me to this day. Former press secretary to my idol Margaret Thatcher!
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23 Feb 2017
Want 2 zoom out &take your attention off my relentless & effortless magnificence, u can follow the whole potato I'm stuck 2 on Ginstergram
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