Joined November 2012
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Blake Mathews retweeted
21 May 2013
Exercise…ex…er…cise…..ex…ar…..size……eggs…are…sides….for bacon. Bacon.
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Blake Mathews retweeted
11 Apr 2013
Dear coworkers, please understand that my headphones on are the international sign for "leave me the hell alone."
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Blake Mathews retweeted
28 Mar 2013
Remember, proper grammar makes you way more attractive.
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23 Mar 2013
The best way to get over a woman is to get under another one!! (;
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Blake Mathews retweeted
21 Mar 2013
Early morning sex has proven to be more effective than coffee. Look it up on Wikipedia.
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Blake Mathews retweeted
19 Mar 2013
Condoms: 99% effective. Birth control pills: 99% effective. Cargo shorts: 110% effective.
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Blake Mathews retweeted
19 Mar 2013
Fun idea: 1. Put a piece of bread on the ground 2. Get someone on the other side of the world to do the same... Earth Sandwich
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Blake Mathews retweeted
16 Mar 2013
Girls that leave my house in the morning never do the walk of shame. It's a lot more like the waddle of satisfaction.
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Blake Mathews retweeted
11 Mar 2013
Dear Monday, please fuck off. Thanks.
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2 Mar 2013
My friends " you look better than you did a few weeks ago"
Me "ya, I started drinking again"