Husband of @empeverett. Works at @ChickfilA Support Center. @Apple Fanboy. Fan of the @penguins and @steelers

Joined July 2009
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Brandon Everett retweeted
DK Day! I’m giving away 3 DK Metcalf jerseys if he goes over 100 yards receiving vs his old squad. If he does that and the Steelers WIN I’ll give away 5 jerseys! I’ll you have to do is follow me and repost. It’s that simple. Let’s have the best day of all-time!
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Brandon Everett retweeted
10 May 2025
in order to relax from all my programming work i will do some different programming work
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19 Nov 2024
🔥 We are live! I'm beyond excited to announce the early access of: The Road to Next 🎉 🎊 🥳 A comprehensive, self-paced video course for full-stack web developers, featuring React 19 and Next 15. Learn more in the replies 👇 3 random people who 🔁 will get a license 👌
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Brandon Everett retweeted
Here’s the thing folks. I’ve been coding 32 years. When something like this happens it’s an organizational failure. Yes, some human wrote a bad line. Someone can “git blame” and point to a human and it’s awful. But it’s the testing, the Cl/CD, the A/B testing, the metered rollouts, an oh shit button to roll it back, the code coverage, the static analysis tools, the code reviews, the organizational health, and on and on. It’s always one line of code but it’s NEVER one person. Implying inclusion policies caused a bug is simplistic, reductive, and racist. Engineering is a team sport. Inclusion makes for good teams. Good engineering practices makes for good software. Engineering practices failed to find a bug multiple times, regardless of the seniority of the human who checked that code in. Solving the larger system thinking SDLC matters more than the null pointer check. This isn’t a “git gud C is hard” issue and it damn well isn’t an DEI one.
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Check out this cool stuff from Autonomous. 👍 autonomous.ai/office-chairs/… #PoweredbyAutonomous #77251d

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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20 Mar 2024
Kubecon == LLMCon !!!!
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Ok we pretty much have all the leaks for the new iPads, can we just release them already
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3941006, joined in March 2013
What @github ID are you? I'm 2892. api.github.com/users/shansel… How early did you get on Github? (change my username to yours)
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And this is why I’ll get a random email and be like wat dis. Cause I’m curious and sign up for everything
10 Jan 2024
me and liz have been working on something we've always needed for ourselves we think it's something that's useful for anyone and it'll be 100% free and open source if you want a peek check the link in the reply
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Brandon Everett retweeted
1 Jan 2024
I haven't coded since last year hurr durr
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AWS permission denined 🙁. Proceeds to write Cloudformation via Github actions to get the permission in need 😈
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Really wish you could schedule text messages
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Haven't been able to watch @OfficialOPLive this weekend. Can't access channels on @peacock
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Got mine!
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new keys just dropped at launch.puzzmo.com also! the puzzle for today is Flipart, a brand new game from @games_by_jack and i!
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Brandon Everett retweeted
I’ve started a new company - Unblocked We’re eliminating the countless hours developers spend in meetings, dealing with interruptions and searching for documents as they look for answers to questions about their codebase. The details and motivation here: getunblocked.com/blog/get-un…
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When will carriers not charge me an “activation” fee. Especially in the era of eSIM there’s nothing that’s changing that warrants that.
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I had a feeling about this. Let's see if I can hold off since I was in the market for one
PSA: Don't Buy an iPad Right Now, New Models Coming in 2024 macrumors.com/2023/09/01/don…
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